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S-3125
Fifth Yacht -
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
She gains about x18 pounds, x being the weight of one sandwich
MrSoup678

Danmaku beginner
  1. ERROR.DIVISION BY ZERO.  
  2. ERROR.DIVISION BY ZERO.  
    3a. ERROR.INDETERMINATE FORM (0/0) DETECTED.  
    3b. Weight of 18 sandwiches.
     
    Conclusion:  
    FAT LONE NERD.
     
    based on:
     
    4a. ERROR. CANNOT PULL FROM INVALID FIELD 3A.  
    4b. 0  
    4c. See 3b.
MrSoup678

Danmaku beginner
Added indeterminate form tag, beacuse of 3a.
S-3125
Fifth Yacht -
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
You son of a bitch. You made me like math
Pentium III?
I swear I laughed so hard, I heard glass breaking somewhere around question two if only to provide a better ambiance to the sadness that is twilight XD
you horrible monster XD
@NostalgiaSchmaltz  
I’ll use tags as I like.  
I like my tags just like I like my coffee:  
Counter intuitively.
Use “image macro” tag for image macros.
@MeshGearFox  
You have found my inspiration.
Imhotep is invisible.
6/0 is undefined.
 
Big Mac is going to have his fancy mathematics license revoked if he continues using it for evil.
I posted an answer key in the description, including Jeywelbaker’s Theorem.  
(The formula for weight gained per sandwich).
  1. Undefined, as she has 6 sandwiches, but has zero friends to split them between, such that:
     
    6/0.
     
  2. Again, undefined, since she has zero friends to split the 18 sandwiches between, meaning that each of her non existent friends gets
     
    18/0 = undefined.
     
    3a) Since she ate all of the sandwiches prior to giving them to her nonexistent friends, none of her zero friends would get any of the sandwiches, so the answer is zero sandwiches for each friend (or undefined, if the 0 sandwiches are split between her friends).
     
    3b) Twilight sparkle puts on weight equivalent to 18 sandwiches, minus the energy used to break them down and utilize them in the body.
     
    4a) The average number of sandwiches for each friend would either be zero or undefined, since she needs to split them between 0 friends.
     
    4b) Since her number of friends did not change, her average friend number would remain zero.
     
    4c) Should her pattern of making sandwiches for her friends continue, her weight will increase at a rate of
     
    (sandwiches*(number of times she makes them)) - (sum of biological processes),
     
    as her friends will never help her eat any of them, since she has none.
     
 
…I should get back to working on real homework.
@greyOne  
What?  
1: Twilight has no friends, therefor, no sandwiches are handed out.  
2: Same as 2  
3a: No sandwiches; non get handed out.  
3b: Not enough information.  
4a: All were 0.  
4b: Still 0.  
4c: Again with the lack of information.
@Gundlach  
You got… 1/6 correct. Touch up on your higher mathematics!
1: 0  
2: 0  
3:  
a)0  
b) insignificant information  
4:  
a)average of 0, since her no friends are present  
b) same as 4a  
c) increased weight  
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    Yeah…I just did that instead of my Psychology, Information Literacy, and Social Issues and Technology homework. -_-
Delete this shit.