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Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

DUSTY IS BEST CAPTAIN
Dashie needs help.  
Yona has to use her head.
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
@Cyborg_pony  
If by grass you mean welcome mat.
DudeManGuy
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Waifu Hoarder
@G.S.  
Right, like anypony ever actually reads warning labels.
GaruuSpike
Leonard Jubinatt - For Patreon ers
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Ruby - For s who have donated to the site
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Gold er - Gold Patron
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon ers
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Emotional birb
PSA: CAT DOORS ARE NOT PONY DOORS
 
We have received several complaints from Equestrian citizens of situations where they became stuck trying to enter a building through a pet door. We urge all Equestrians to not attempt to use these doors, as they are typically too small. We reccommend that all pet door owners place signs above the pet doors to indicate that they are not for pony use, and a bill is being debated on the floor of Congress to require all pet door manufacturers to engrave a small “not for ponies” warning symbol on their products.
Background Pony #2DA6
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DudeManGuy
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Waifu Hoarder
My dad knows a woman who got one of those cat doors that only opens if the cat going through it has the right electronic doohickey on its collar. Her neighbor’s cat learned it could get inside if it followed her cat closely enough, but then the second cat got stuck inside when the first cat went outside without it.
If this is true then I would avoid ever having a cat door in Equestria. I wouldn’t want anypony getting stuck in my door.
 
Though I’m sure Dashie would look cute being stuck like that it would quickly stop being cute once she starts screaming/crying (she like most ponies, panics easily) about how she may be stuck… forever!
Relax, Dash. I got just the right tool for the job.  
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At least she’s facing indoors so if she needed to go, she’s at least tinkle on the grass.
ParagonCommander
Thread Starter -  Super Smash Bros General Thread

Absent Tactician
@Ichijoe  
Uh huh. Well, there are two kinds of people.
@ThatRandomGuy42  
Just look at that line that wants to um help Dash out. lol….
ParagonCommander
Thread Starter -  Super Smash Bros General Thread

Absent Tactician
@Ichijoe
 
Why not?
@ThatRandomGuy42  
Why would ya do that?!
ParagonCommander
Thread Starter -  Super Smash Bros General Thread

Absent Tactician
How to remove pony.
 
Step 1: Detach Door  
Step 2: Invent new kind of pony “Door Pony”
Background Pony #A7F4
Doesn’t seem to work on foals.
To get the pony out you just need some vegetable oil. It’s kinda like freeing mice from glue traps.
Cruiser Bruiser

Bird Milf Enjoyer
Here, I’ll help you out.
@GuitaurenHero  
Yes and your @ the back of it…. And its a very long line indeed….
@aceofscarabs  
Is this the line for the Spank the Pony Machine?
Background Pony #3314
@Blakkwaltz  
But is right here too.
Oh I’d spank Rainbow… If ya know what I mean….
This is the perfect way to prank some ponies, after they get stuck you can hang a Spank Me sign on them.
@Blakkwaltz  
I’d say its worse then TBH, at for all its faults /mlp/ is still a Blue Board…
@Ichijoe  
this isn’t 4chan
Crowley
Fifth Yacht -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
And then Applejack gets her revenge for that “stump” incident.