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Alfred Venturer
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Chaotic Little Trees - 1000+ images under their artist tag
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!

Not a brony anymore
Do you like my sword sword
Sword my diamond sword sword
You cannot afford ford
Ford my diamond sword sword
Even if you could could
I have a patent!
No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner manner
Welcome to my manor manor
I c c c canna canna
Swing swing swing my sword sword
Whenever I get bored bored
I can swing my sword sword!
I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD!
Once I hit the floorboards
But I had it restored
And it was expensive,
But it was a write-off!
Swinging is my business
And by that I mean swinging swords
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?
Hah!
That was rhetorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It’s made of freaking diamonds!
If you don’t you’re lying,
But that would be fine,
Because it is awesome!
And you’re probably jealous!
I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD
CAUSE I AM THE LORD LORD
Lord of diamond swooooooooooordssssssshhhah!
Background Pony #D0AF
But with ears?
Background Pony #D0AF
Is it a bit weird that those endermen look like grey aliens?
Sorry to say, you’re screwed buddy.
Background Pony #91EC
WTH are you even doing this deep with only one apple left?