Let’s be fair: Sometimes Twi goes a little crazy if left to her own devices, so it’s maybe a good idea to distract her with a potential apocalypse every so often.
Let’s see if these can be handled in the order provided:
Rainbow Power on the demons. Teleport down the well, grab Jimmy, then teleport out. Track down Maud and point out that if the meteor impacts, then Pinkie will die with the rest of Equestria. For the zombie bees, fire. Lots and lots of fire. Hit Cthulhu with a boat when he arrives. Rl’yeh doesn’t move, after all. As for the economy, it depends on the situation.
Obviously, Twilight needs to redirect the meteor, necromantically control the bees, use them to herd the demons into the meteor’s new impact zone above Rl’yeh, let the thing crush all of them (bees and Old One included) while softening the impact enough to keep it from being an extinction level event, rescue Jimmy, and then use Jimmy-related memorabilia to stimulate the economy.
It’s like a Mega Man game; you have solve the problems in the right order, using one to resolve another.
“I’m back from (huff) the terrors of mane street Celestia and I fixed the gold standard to silver to restimulate the bit value…(huff) man those business ponies up a fight.”
“Excellent work Twiligth you can go home now I’m sure to have a new proclamation tomorrow.”
“About that Celestia, when can I start making royal Decrees?”
“Oh uh…well…you know when the friendships…uh…soon My faithful former student soon.”
This comment FTW!
Rainbow Power on the demons. Teleport down the well, grab Jimmy, then teleport out. Track down Maud and point out that if the meteor impacts, then Pinkie will die with the rest of Equestria. For the zombie bees, fire. Lots and lots of fire. Hit Cthulhu with a boat when he arrives. Rl’yeh doesn’t move, after all. As for the economy, it depends on the situation.
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Who does these things?
Meh it worked at mythology well enough
Sure millions of humans died everytime and the god could curbstomps most things dead easily but nope leave it to the Mortals
Cuz it might not work every time.
Well if it works why mess with it?
Thanks! That’s going on my watch list.
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That is amazing
is there a tag for those gifs?
It’s like a Mega Man game; you have solve the problems in the right order, using one to resolve another.
The “Let Twilight Handle That Shit And Also Totally Fuck With Her” strat is totes tried and tested.
“Excellent work Twiligth you can go home now I’m sure to have a new proclamation tomorrow.”
“About that Celestia, when can I start making royal Decrees?”
“Oh uh…well…you know when the friendships…uh…soon My faithful former student soon.”
The newest princess takes care of everything and then gets to jerk off and do nothing once a new one sprouts wings and/or a horn.
I vote for ‘Celestia’s decree’