How are these guys even able to look like this, anyway? I mean, you look at him and you look at me, and it’s like we’re not even the same species. Like I’m some sort of Neanderthal or something.
@Background Pony #F01F
Your dick doesn’t seem to know how to use Derpibooru, ‘cause I’m pretty sure they put the source up on this long before you posted that comment. :P
No, I don’t, because IT’S NEVER BEEN RELEVANT TO ME!
Also, put that away, it’s weirding me out.
You know what they say about pretty guys…
Why was I not destined to be pretty?
Then I open picture,
And noticed ‘Ambiguous gender’ tag.
Dear OP, is this a trap?
@SquiggyBomb
Dude: Do him
Chick: Do her
FTFY
Bi mustard rice
Hold one let me fix that.
“If it’s a dude, do him
If it’s a chick, MAKEOVEEEEEEER!”
If it’s a chick, do her.
… Then steal her stuff anyways.
Your dick doesn’t seem to know how to use Derpibooru, ‘cause I’m pretty sure they put the source up on this long before you posted that comment. :P
Goooooooooooooooooood
…Okay, as long as you don’t kiss me.
Oh I call everyone Love.
…Did you just call me…
Okay, slow down, would ya? I don’t even know you!
Only in the bedroom Love.
Still would.
No shit.