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Neko Majin C
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Twilight's Westley
Hello to you, too, you adorable… I cannot finish that thought, your resplendent beauty is too distracting.
Me - “Why hello there, you scrumptious mare! Say, how about I take you out to dinner? We’re take the train to Canterlot, go to the most delightful restaurant, and we’ll have a good time. What do you say?”
 
Twi - “That sounds amazing! My names Twilight Sparkle, but you can call me Twi!”
 
Me - “Jonathan Eagan, and you can call me whatever you want.”
 
We go to Canterlot, I order some vegetables along with an expensive hay burger because I really miss actual burgers. Twi orders nearly the same thing. Her attire isn’t frowned upon because ponies are usually naked.
 
Take her back to her castle, we scuttle into her private chambers, and it’s a night of loving, caressing, and very rough playtime.
 
Sorry, I just woke up so I’m not in the mood to start writing well-written shit. If you would like to read some well-written (according to others) shit by me, here’s my Fimfiction, just to enable mature work.
hi :3
Cruiser Bruiser

Bird Milf Enjoyer
Hey sexy!
Mortykins
Non-Fungible Trixie -
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Horsing Around
@Blissey1  
Still works~
Loira
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Happy Derpy! -
Flexible -
Platinum bit -
Ruby -
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru exclusive artwork
Artist -

Smolder is a cutie
Hi gorgeous.
Err, hello there.
but it’s just >>689539 flipped without the background…
Violet Echoes
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Platinum bit -
Sapphire -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Patron of the pone
gawd damn it