Me - “Why hello there, you scrumptious mare! Say, how about I take you out to dinner? We’re take the train to Canterlot, go to the most delightful restaurant, and we’ll have a good time. What do you say?”
Twi - “That sounds amazing! My names Twilight Sparkle, but you can call me Twi!”
Me - “Jonathan Eagan, and you can call me whatever you want.”
We go to Canterlot, I order some vegetables along with an expensive hay burger because I really miss actual burgers. Twi orders nearly the same thing. Her attire isn’t frowned upon because ponies are usually naked.
Take her back to her castle, we scuttle into her private chambers, and it’s a night of loving, caressing, and very rough playtime.
Sorry, I just woke up so I’m not in the mood to start writing well-written shit. If you would like to read some well-written (according to others) shit by me, here’s my Fimfiction, just to enable mature work.
Twi - “That sounds amazing! My names Twilight Sparkle, but you can call me Twi!”
Me - “Jonathan Eagan, and you can call me whatever you want.”
We go to Canterlot, I order some vegetables along with an expensive hay burger because I really miss actual burgers. Twi orders nearly the same thing. Her attire isn’t frowned upon because ponies are usually naked.
Take her back to her castle, we scuttle into her private chambers, and it’s a night of loving, caressing, and very rough playtime.
Sorry, I just woke up so I’m not in the mood to start writing well-written shit. If you would like to read some well-written (according to others) shit by me, here’s my Fimfiction, just to enable mature work.
Still works~