Its actually a very interesting pair if Big Mac wasnt that teased with Cheerilee in the show. Urban pony writer interested in fashion and style with simple tough yet shy country pony.
Th: “That means go.”
BM: “Ah know what it means.”
Th: “Then why aren’t you going?”
BM: “Because ah’m confused as to why ya’ll are makin’ those strange noises.”
Th: “I’m making those noises because I’m riding my big, strong stallioncycle, and that’s how I tell him to go.”
BM: “Stallioncycle?”
Th: “Yes! Stallioncycles are the hot new thing! Not only do they look absolutely stunning, but they just keep going and going, no matter the distance or terrain. They’re also powered by a revolutionary fuel source.”
BM: “Uh-huh. And what would that fuel source be, exactly?”
Th: “Kisses! In fact, just a single kiss on the lips can keep them going for hours. They’re very economical.”
BM: “Is that right? Well, ah have to say, this stallioncycle right here ain’t exactly the fuel-efficient model you were hopin’ for.”
Th: “Well then it’s a good thing I’ve got an infinite fuel supply, isn’t it?”
*several minutes of sloppy spiderman-style makeouts ensue, followed by several minutes of Trenderhoof piloting Big Mac around the orchard, making car noises all the while*
10/10 have a magical fish
Goddamnit. I hated tenderhoof.
Why he gotta be so cute when gsphere does him. >:I
BM: “Ah know what it means.”
Th: “Then why aren’t you going?”
BM: “Because ah’m confused as to why ya’ll are makin’ those strange noises.”
Th: “I’m making those noises because I’m riding my big, strong stallioncycle, and that’s how I tell him to go.”
BM: “Stallioncycle?”
Th: “Yes! Stallioncycles are the hot new thing! Not only do they look absolutely stunning, but they just keep going and going, no matter the distance or terrain. They’re also powered by a revolutionary fuel source.”
BM: “Uh-huh. And what would that fuel source be, exactly?”
Th: “Kisses! In fact, just a single kiss on the lips can keep them going for hours. They’re very economical.”
BM: “Is that right? Well, ah have to say, this stallioncycle right here ain’t exactly the fuel-efficient model you were hopin’ for.”
Th: “Well then it’s a good thing I’ve got an infinite fuel supply, isn’t it?”
*several minutes of sloppy spiderman-style makeouts ensue, followed by several minutes of Trenderhoof piloting Big Mac around the orchard, making car noises all the while*