“Twilight, we’re in a BURRRRP simulation, just look at that BURRRP background, that’s just bad craftsmanship. It’s all fake, BURRRP Twilight! Nanobotic renderings, BURRP crazy fake nonsense! I think it’s the Changelings.”
The world is full of idiots who don’t understand what’s important, and they’ll tear us apart, Twilight. But if ya stick with me, I’m gonna accomplish great things, Twilight. And you’re gonna be part of ‘em, and together we’re gonna run around, Twilight, we’re gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Twilight. Just you and me, Twilight. The outside world is our enemy, Twilight. We’re the only URP friends we’ve got, Twilight! It’s just Celestia and Twilight. Celestia and Twilight and their adventures, Twilight! Celestia and Twilight forever and forever a hundred years Celestia and Twilight some things. Me and Celestia and Twilight runnin’ around and, Celestia and Twilight time, all day long forever, all a hundred days Celestia and Twilight… [etc]
— Celestia, while Twilight convulses as alien fruit dissolves in her lower digestive tract
— Celestia, while Twilight convulses as alien fruit dissolves in her lower digestive tract
“Bu- bu- but Celestia, wha- how am I gonna do that?!”
“Dammit Twilight, quit beeeeiinnnnggg [burp] a little bitch!”