“Ho-Ho-Houuuuuuugh…”
She may hate Christmas now, but just wait until she gets her presents from Sonata and Aria. Then…
She will tolerate Christmas. For the free stuff only. And if they decorate her hair as a tree again like last year–something something Silent Night, Deadly Night.
I’ve never really understood the notion that Adagio in particular is a massive bitch, she didn’t really seem any meaner than any of the others. Heck, as far as I can tell, the reigning queen for Bitchiest Onscreen Moments is still EQG1 Sunset.
Hey, free dildo.
I… I don’t know what the upside is supposed to be.
She may hate Christmas now, but just wait until she gets her presents from Sonata and Aria. Then…
She will tolerate Christmas. For the free stuff only. And if they decorate her hair as a tree again like last year–something something Silent Night, Deadly Night.
Agreed.
That is 100% true. At least I think it is.
I’ve never really understood the notion that Adagio in particular is a massive bitch, she didn’t really seem any meaner than any of the others. Heck, as far as I can tell, the reigning queen for Bitchiest Onscreen Moments is still EQG1 Sunset.
*fish
You’re a Mean one Adagio Dazzle
You really are a heel. Your as cuddly as a cactus and as Charming as an eel, Adagio Da-zzel
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why,
This siren is a big huge bitch.
She’s making a list,
And checking it over,
Gonna find out who’s worth screwing over,
Adagio is stealing your shit.
She sees you when you’re sleeping,
She knows when you’re awake,
She knows if you’ve got something good,
So be poor for goodness sake!
Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why,
Adagio is stealing your shit.
Adagio is a big huge bitch.
You’d better obey,
You’d better not put up a fight, no way!
Adagio is comin’ to town!
“Oh, a huge dildo. Uh t-thanks, I guess.”