@Background Pony #A01C
“So am I but that didn’t stop mankind from using and abusing my kind like toys”

Codsworth…next to Valentine of course…is my fave companion

Codsworth: as I live and breath! It’s, it’s really YOU. why, were are your friends madam  
Twilight: sad expression they’re…dead  
Codsworth: madam, these things you’re saying, these terrible horrible things, it appears you’re suffering from delusions, oh well, nothing a nice hot cup of coffee can’t cure  
Twilight: are you okay?  
Codworth: I…I…oh god it’s been awful! 200 years of cleaning and polishing, but you can’t get nuclear fallout out of vinyl wood. When the bombs went off I was certain you and your friends were…dead, so I did I could to distract myself, I even tried polishing the car, how do you polish away rust!

Codsworth: MY WORD! An actual pony?! Oh Nora is going to be so overjoyed when she gets you.  
Twilight Sparkle: You know I’m a sapient being with inalienable rights, right?

@T-storm Berzerker  
That’s just amazing that they allowed stuff like that: The full collection of funny names can be seen here, if anyone’s interested.

@Breakdown  
I believe Curie holds that title at least until you progress her quest.
 
 
@alexi148  
IKR?
 
 
@Background Pony #50C6  
Calm down Twi it’s just for hedge trimming… unless you anger him.

Clearly Twilight is finally wondering why these units come equipped with a buzzsaw arm.

That pipboy though.

“Miss fuckface, how’s your day been?”