See, this farmhand and his uncle on a middle-of-nowhere, desert planet called Abydos got a message from Princess Tassadar, Savior of the Templar “En Taro Tassadar”. The Princess sent them the plans to the evil Galactic Empire’s newest battlestation, which while originally designed to look like a moon was later refurbished to resemble an Ancient Egyptian pyramid (sadly, no explanation for the cosmetic changes were given).
Anyway, the farmhand (Jim Raynor) and his uncle (Edmund Duke) take the plans, as well as the two Protoss drones that delivered them, to the leaders of the Rebel Alliance with hopes of raising a fighting force strong enough to destroy the Empire’s “Death Pyramid” via attacking the battlestation’s sole weak point (which, interestingly enough, turns out to be a large red button hidden beneath the station’s base). ed by a sly space smuggler (played by the ever-inventive Richard Dean Anderson) and his beastly co-pilot, a Hydralisk gone rogue, they’re ready for their first attempt.
After the death of an uncle, they then quickly realize that they were not ready. Bummer, right? Well, to be fair, Duke was kind of a dick. A smuggler may or may not have gotten frozen too, but that’s okay; all he needed to escape were a pencil, three lengths of string, and a particularly irate cat. Presto, smuggler’s free!
But nasty plots are unfolding within the Death Pyramid, as the sinister Emperor Ra and his apprentice, Darth Mengsk (secretly Jim’s father all along), amass their own forces as well… readying for complete galactic conquest. Left with no alternatives, Jim then travels to the far-off planet of Char in hopes of meeting Zeratul, an aging but wise master of The Force.
What follows is an epic adventure full of action, drama, near brother-sister incest, betrayal (mostly Kerrigan), and large objects exploding.
Ah yes, the Star Gate Craft Trek Wars: the epic tale of the wars fought between the armies of civilizations hurrying across the first big interstellar void to seize from an ancient planet the secrets of creating Star Gates that would yield the first possessor an enormous advantage in populating the rest of the galaxy.
The only strategy games that I have ever enjoyed playing were the Heroes of Might and Magic and Dawn of War games, mostly because I can waste hours constantly building and upgrading things before I finally feel like fighting the enemy.
Oh, and Star Wars was a good movie I guess. :p
Well he HAS faced a Zerg-like enemy already~
And a Protoss-like one too!
So MacGyver’s in StarCraft now? Awesome!
The sad thing is this is basically Starcraft’s story now.
Fund it.
Bravo, good sir!
your current filter.Beautifully done!
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See, this farmhand and his uncle on a middle-of-nowhere, desert planet called Abydos got a message from Princess Tassadar, Savior of the Templar “En Taro Tassadar”. The Princess sent them the plans to the evil Galactic Empire’s newest battlestation, which while originally designed to look like a moon was later refurbished to resemble an Ancient Egyptian pyramid (sadly, no explanation for the cosmetic changes were given).
Anyway, the farmhand (Jim Raynor) and his uncle (Edmund Duke) take the plans, as well as the two Protoss drones that delivered them, to the leaders of the Rebel Alliance with hopes of raising a fighting force strong enough to destroy the Empire’s “Death Pyramid” via attacking the battlestation’s sole weak point (which, interestingly enough, turns out to be a large red button hidden beneath the station’s base). ed by a sly space smuggler (played by the ever-inventive Richard Dean Anderson) and his beastly co-pilot, a Hydralisk gone rogue, they’re ready for their first attempt.
After the death of an uncle, they then quickly realize that they were not ready. Bummer, right? Well, to be fair, Duke was kind of a dick. A smuggler may or may not have gotten frozen too, but that’s okay; all he needed to escape were a pencil, three lengths of string, and a particularly irate cat. Presto, smuggler’s free!
But nasty plots are unfolding within the Death Pyramid, as the sinister Emperor Ra and his apprentice, Darth Mengsk (secretly Jim’s father all along), amass their own forces as well… readying for complete galactic conquest. Left with no alternatives, Jim then travels to the far-off planet of Char in hopes of meeting Zeratul, an aging but wise master of The Force.
What follows is an epic adventure full of action, drama, near brother-sister incest, betrayal (mostly Kerrigan), and large objects exploding.
It’s a lot of fun, hope you enjoy!
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Oh, and Star Wars was a good movie I guess. :p
In all seriousness Starcraft is just hard-counter rock-paper-scissors for twitch gamers.
Well Starcraft is pretty hard and i’m not that big of a fan. I was more into Command and Conquer.
>not actually knowing anything about the game
I’m sorry to hear that.
@Background Pony #9326
Like the latest Fire Emblem?
1: spam basic infantry
2: get bored and play a game that actually has balance
I played Starcraft on very easy and failed.
I’m pretty sure it also a documentary.
I thought it was also a real time strategy game? I mean it might be :o
Lol it’s a sci-fi movie about aliens