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I figured since I used the design of their stun gun, the least I could do was sing it’s praises and tell you what the basis of my drawing actually offers as a product. Check ‘em out if you’re in the market for such a thing.
So
Zebasiz picked two from the
long list of hypothetical object ponies and we each did one. His was a
Helium Pony, and mine was this. When you aim her, her hair bun lines up with the tail sights to line up your shot, but since her nose works as a laser sight (and features a LED lamp too!) it’s largely unnecessary. She is 100% safe to snuggle with should you engage her safety, but feel free to remove her battery pack as it only serves as a source of power for her stun gun functions.
I’m shocked you came up with those.
Ohm my god.
Wire you doing this? It’s utterly re-volt-ing.
You better not have any gay pony stuff in your likes and favorites. His abilities might shock you.
Let’s just say “Deus Volt”.
Oh god why
I had to use an electric pulse massager on my neck for a few months after getting in a car accident. As long as I didn’t go too overboard and crank it up too fast it was quite pleasant =) .
@Joseph Raszagal
Oh yes and that is amazing to have done if you have sore muscles :D
[Gets home after work]
Me: “Man, I’m beat. Moving all those crates was a nightmare today, especially after Jessi got the forklift stuck in the ceiling.”
Stun Horse: “Want an electric muscle massage?”
Me: “You’re the best, Trigger.”
[Citcom music]
So she can basically serve as an electroshock therapy pony in a pinch?
She can control her shock :D She could give your sore muscles gentle little kissies to make them feel better…
“Why do you go into seizures every time I give you a peck on the cheek?”
[Doesn’t have the heart to tell her]
Nooooooooo…
Here’s a version without the text.
Despite the hilarious text at the end, that was such an adorable Flitter gif.
your current filter.I wonder watt she likes in a guy.
I bet all her boyfriends are from Ohm-aha
Her first time must have been electrifying.
I’d stop, but I re-fuse.
Okay, now where can I find a hangman pony? I’m really quite a noose-ance.
Kill me.
A TV-Y pony, if you could.
@Dirty Bit
@Mike J.
And then that happened:
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your current filter.