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Background Pony #42F3
@Background Pony #6C7D
Sorry,dash. The law is the law
Background Pony #271F
I got two questions:  
  1. How did he catch up with her since she was faster AND flying?  
  2. Do pegasus ponies actually have something like a “license” for flying? I mean, 1/3 of Equestria has flying creatures (pegasi, bats, griffons,…) so there have to be some sort of rule for it
Background Pony #9826
@Background Pony #0FEA  
Speeding is against the law and therefore a crime pal. Jeez can you guys go away and leave the rest of society in peace?
Background Pony #F181
Background Pony #F181
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Background Pony #6C7D
COP: Good afternoon ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?
 
RD: Must you really ask?
 
COP: You were traveling at 300mph and repeatedly switched between lanes.
 
RD: Oh come on officer, you can’t expect a pony like me to go at 30, can you?
 
COP: ALL road s, regardless of race or species must abide by traffic laws. These laws were created so that nobody drove the road like their own personal race tracks, otherwise the fatal car accident ratings would be beyond acceptable.
 
RD: Yeah, I get it, you want me to travel like a slowpoke. Can I go now?
 
COP: I’ll need your name and your driver’s license ma’am.
 
RD: But… I don’t have a driver’s license, I-
 
COP: I’m placing you under arrest for dangerous driving and driving without a license.
 
RD: Wha?!?
Gives me an idea for a one-shot. Not sure if I want to take time writing time away from my other story, though.
@Applejack:  
Breaking the sound barrier and shattering the visible light spectrum producing a shock-wave powerful enough to split solid rock in a built-up area probably has a hefty fine stapled to it as well.
Can totally see that happening.
Going 300mph over the speed has got to be pricy.