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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
So if you get an girlfriend then you’re gonna get a kid later on.
 
There’s no way to avoid this
Congratulations! :D
@Ridley Wolf  
>I wonder if the site would even adding that feature?
 
This was discussed in the Site and Policy forums a while ago. The long and short of it appears to be ‘no’; the mods are worried that this could make comment section drama even more volatile.
Ridley Wolf
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Artist -

Destroyer of Worlds
@BarryFromMars  
Agreed.
 
I wonder if the site would even adding that feature?
Barry Tone
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

Needs to know Hebrew.
@MSPaintPonies  
That depends on how long you’re planning to live, actually. :) If you have the child earlier than the middle of your full lifespan, then it still leads to a population increase even if every pair of parents has exactly two children.
 
So if you don’t have kids in your 20s-30s don’t worry - you’re merely being mindful of population dynamics! :D  
(Logic is a wonderful thing)
This is why many ancient peoples had all-male huts where only the tribe’s warriors were allowed. There, they kept their pony toys (or whatever animal they had that ed for ponies; I’m sure the Inca men played with My Little Alpaca toys for example) to be revered and appreciated, far from the clumsy, germ-ridden hands of their children or unclean wives.
“@MSPaintPonies”
 
Get an office and put all the pony stuff in there. Never let kid in office. Problem solved
Background Pony #540F
@Ridley Wolf  
Yeah toddlers are evil at two years old. They don’t call them the ‘Terrible Twos’ for no reason you know. Unforutally they come with the women. So if you get an girlfriend then you’re gonna get a kid later on. There’s no way to avoid this so if you get an girlfriend, your mlp collections are pretty much gonna get destroyed by your kids in the future.
But she’s a girl. Isn’t she going to want, I don’t know, Transformers or something?
Every one keeps saying that to me about my daughter “wait till she gets her hands on your ponies” i would simply say ‘no, you cant play with them’ and get her something else to play with, also they are out of reach for anyone under 5 foot
r0BSCENE
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Bye everypony
It’s a pretty simple solution.  
Once your little one can ask to play with your things, you got out for cigarettes-  
and never come back…
Background Pony #CAB9
“okay honey, you can play with it, just be careful with the tai…..crack….nevermind!”
Have you learned nothing from Applejack? Just be honest and straightforward about it.
Background Pony #6CC4
@Background Pony #7955
If 2 people have 1 kid, then actually the population would decrease by half.
 
Fun fact did you know squirtles is the most powerful Pokémon?
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Put Out to Pasture
@MSPaintPonies  
how the hell was that negative?
@Background Pony #7955  
If 2 people have 1 kid, then actually the population would decrease by half.
Background Pony #6CC4
@Background Pony #650B
Pretty sure having only 1 kid isn’t increasing the population but lol
 
Sure it’s not a big increase, but it’s addition nonetheless
Background Pony #5F90
@LemonDrop  
Adding anything to something is an increase in one way or another.
LemonDrop
Duckinator - Same nonsensical quacks in every pond
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
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Non-Fungible Trixie -

C++ Crazed
@Background Pony #650B  
Pretty sure having only 1 kid isn’t increasing the population but lol
Pause

World's Smallest Violin
It’s called a lock.
Background Pony #5F90
Populating our over populated earth just a little more, gg. As for the dilemma, could just teach your kid to respect her parents and show her that not everything is hers to play with. Would be nice if more parents did that for their children.
@donut64s  
for a fellow brony you seem very anti-brony
@PonyPon  
also this was meant to be a fun post and you had to go and be a bad brony with your negativity.
donut64s
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Non-Fungible Trixie -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Ponies: Happy & Safe
I am very surprised at how ive your wife is… are you sure she’s not your left hand? is your daughter an overgrown nail? /s