Based off a prompt by /u/Xtraordinaire! Also, /u/gbeaudette helped by giving me a [](/sgpopcorn) without popcorn.

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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Letting go of the past
hey, this is pretty good!
S-3125
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Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Memetic eldritch horror
Twilight knows that if she tries to force her to do anything starlight can just cast her mind control spell and fix it
GaruuSpike
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Emotional birb
I’m not convinced that any method of popping popcorn consumes more electricity than heating an entire damn castle.
 
Plus, said castle is made of crystal and probably has no insulation to keep the heat in…
Background Pony #BC03
@alidan  
Or better yet, send those private erotic fanfics straight to Celestia using said breath.
spike: Twilight, I breath fire and your most prized possessions are paper, you make the judgement call.
Neko Majin C
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
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Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Twilight's Westley
@redweasel  
She uses a gas range to make the popcorn. Eight times a day.
Beau Skunky
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Perfect beach body
@redweasel  
Are you saying Glimmer is a fatty? >>1147147
redweasel
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Fuzzbutt
what does popcorn have to do with the heating bill? if anything, the extra pudge would make you turn down the thermostat!
@TheeLinker  
You have done Starlight justice thus far. Bravo!
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@sumbozo
 
NOOOOOO!
SFant
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Fifth Yacht -
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DarkMech is Best Mech
@TheeLinker  
Your ability to do so much with so little is amazing.
When Starlight dumps her popcorn over, you know syay is about to hit the fan.
 
Or not:  
full
Neko Majin C
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - Hot Pockets Spotted
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Twilight's Westley
When Starlight dumps her popcorn over, you know syay is about to hit the fan.
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@TheeLinker
 
Makes sense. I look forward to seeing her snark face utilized one day, whether it’s for simple sarcasm or breaking the 4th wall.
@Dirty Bit  
Starlight only has three emotes on the subreddit, so by necessity her emotions are pretty much just ‘detached snark’ and ‘intense anger.’ Much like with Celestia, her Ponymotes character stems from that, so Starlight’s just a lot of homicide bundled behind a face that says “Homicide is wrong?
Corrderio
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

I'm outie 5000
Well Spike, you could always turn into a greedy prick again and grow into a full sized dragon to prove your point…
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
I was honestly expecting her to change into a different expression, say when she squints at Trixie in the first part of the Season 6 finale, but this drives home her threatening appearance much better XD
 
@Beau Skunky
 
That’s true, especially when she fyayed with time seven times. Eight, counting her travelling to her past rather than Dashie’s…
Beau Skunky
Silver Trophy - Hunting those achievements for completion!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Artist -

Perfect beach body
To be fair, she used to be kinda an omnicidal maniac.  
Spike can’t compete with that.
soundtea
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <soundtea> fappin to cartoon horses
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Ocellus is best buggo
@Dragonpone  
Talking perfectly clearly with her mouth full. That takes serious skill.
Dragonpone
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Grass - ...has been touched
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Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
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King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!

Badge Dragon
Twilight was really just disturbed by Starlight talking with her mouth full.  
How rood.