Nathan0075 
Ons Vir Jou
If I were bellyrubbing you, I will stop as demanded. However, I could try to grapple the aggressor and free you from the current threat.
5 comments posted
JP 
I miss the show so much
The princesses won’t help you. They got bellyrubbed first and they enjoyed it. They’re going to send in the guards to ensure Anon can rub pony bellies without interference.
iluvdawubz
Shut up Soarin’, you know you love it!
mathprofbrony 
Hah. I picture an Equestria whose latest environmental threat is random eruptions of Anons that pop in, managing to hang around for a minute or so before getting pulled back to Earth, hastily finding the nearest pony to snuggle and bellyrub.
Otterhand
“Call the Princess she can’t unbelly rub you.”