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Background Pony #1F05
Sorting Hat:Housing for ed sex offenders
Trixie:Aw
@Background Pony #923A  
Slytherin is about Ambition, not evil.
Background Pony #C320
Hmmm…  
Not talented or brave enough for Gryffindor.  
Not evil enough for Slytherin.  
Not loyal enough for Hufflepuff.  
And not smart enough for Ravenclaw.
 
Ya know, maybe Trixie just isn’t Hogwarts material…
“Slytherin”
 
“…Surely you mean Ravenclaw because Trixie is quite intelli-”
 
“Slytherin. Get out of here.”
MagnificentTrixie
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Infrequent Shitposter
Gryffindor?! But Trixie wanted Slytherin!
igotnopicks
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Monado
Hufflepuff.
Gryffindor because she tried to fight the Ursa Minor, or Slytherin because she aspires to be “Great and Powerful.”
Background Pony #622D
>risk neck for a town she’s been in for less than a day  
>still get derided by everyone
 
Sometimes, you people…
Background Pony #F53C
^she ain’t loyal enough to be in Hufflepuff.
Crowley
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
“I’m sorry, Trixie, but I just don’t think you’re Hufflepuff material…”
Watch her get Griffindor for being brave enough to try and take on the Ursa knowing she stood no chance and Twilight gets Slytherin for being ambitious.
 
Best twist ever.
ze
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Slytherin. Definitely Slytherin.
She then gets put in every house since she’s so awesome.
 
 
What? I’m just saying what TSP is thinking.