Sarge: What do you want?
Caboose: What do we want? …Do you have any cookies?
Sarge: What are your demands? You have to give us your demands.
Pinkie: We demand cookies!
Sarge: Ah, you’re just toyin’ with us! Your depravity knows no bounds!
Grif: Yeah!
Caboose: Well, at least we don’t go around, knocking on people’s non-doors, and promising them cookies. And then. Not. Giving. Them. Cookies!
Pinkie: We’re! Leaving! (both leave)
Caboose: What do we want? …Do you have any cookies?
Sarge: What are your demands? You have to give us your demands.
Pinkie: We demand cookies!
Sarge: Ah, you’re just toyin’ with us! Your depravity knows no bounds!
Grif: Yeah!
Caboose: Well, at least we don’t go around, knocking on people’s non-doors, and promising them cookies. And then. Not. Giving. Them. Cookies!
Pinkie: We’re! Leaving! (both leave)
With Pinkie Pie, it’s really predictable.