Anonymous said: “Tell that filly a story. Fillies loves stories.”
anearbyanimal said: “Has Delta ever thought about ing the military? She seems like the kind of pony for a combat role…”
 
Delta’s not a good storyteller (me neither)
 
Featuring Nurse Bonesaw by anearbyanimal (nsfw)
 
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Castellan Fyor
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For the Emperor!
@redweasel  
Especially in Trump’s ’Murica  
And yeah, I get I was wrongkle.
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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Communist Starlight
 
I think they meant is this part of the ongoing comic’s plot, that delta tells apogee a ridiculous story about her and nurse bonesaw, or is it a one-off BLM that was just a gift to anearbyanimal?
 
everyone already knows the military is a joke
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Castellan Fyor
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For the Emperor!
@NavyBr0wnie  
Navy are the balloon heads, everyone knows it. And Marines are a cult.
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ShimmySham
Hold on, is this… like canon, or whatever or a joke?
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NavyBr0wnie
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Brown brony in the navy
I know this is horse military, but in real military I’m pretty sure that’s not how it’s supposed to work.
 
NJP isn’t something we(those of us with some actual level of restraint) mess around with, at least not in the Navy anyways, can’t speak for the Army, Marines or Chairforce.
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Castellan Fyor
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For the Emperor!
HAHAHAHAHA oh wait I feel bad again
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Dusk Raven
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Have Opinion, Will Write
Well, that was unexpected. Unreliable Narrator to the extreme.
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HMMMMMMMM
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@Damaged  
Same characters, as of yet unclear whether or not those fics are considered canon.
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Word Bug
This story leads up to the foalcon fics on fimfiction, right? At least I can see the same characters as those (Delta Vee and Apogee).
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Rain1234

An edgy 8th grader
best mom 1980
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Shelby Wild "Lightning"

I dont think that Delta is old. Shes very pretty to me. Totaly love her
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ShimmeringStallion

I wonder if she cares about anything.
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FelCas

<3
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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

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Jaysteeny
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What if the reason they’re eating with hooves is because that is how one is meant to eat Boop o’ roops? By booping them?
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Lobinchi
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Restoring Lobi...
O/////o i didnt expected Bonnie to be here! I love it ♡ will there be more references? :D Maybe Sign or any other cute oc! ^^
 
Dreaming is free QwQ
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Maybe it was a super rough ionate make out session
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I didn’t know how much I needed this before today.
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Hypercurious
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Ponies eating cereal with hooves is funnier than it should be
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Joshua
Duck - Duck cannon at high speed
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Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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That military pony has NO right to call Delta an old fart! She doesn’t even look middle aged.
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