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@Background Pony #4E80
Celestia: YOU’LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, TEMPEST!
(we later see that Tempest has shoved Celestia into a toilet)
Tempest: You’re right, the pipes are much too narrow. Besides, what I really want is the Elements of Harmony!
Celestia: Well, you might as well forget it! The Elements are locked behind that safe. And I’ll NEVER give you the combination! (laughs triumphantly)
Tempest: SILENCE! (flushes Celestia and spins her around until she looks ill) I think you’ll find we’re more than capable of figuring it out for ourselves! Oh, Boys~!
(The Storm Beasts form into a giant human ear and hand)
Tempest: That’s it, a little to the left.
Celestia: CURSE YOU, TEMPEST! AND YOUR ABILITY FOR YOU TO FORM A WORKING HUMAN EAR!
Background Pony #4E80
Princess Celestia:Well, Luna it’s almost closing time, and we haven’t seen eyes or antennae of ol’ Tempest for hours. Yes, sister, I think this time, he’s finally giving up for…
 
Tempest Shadow:[over megaphone] Attention Canterlot management! This is your better speaking.
 
Princess Celestia:What?! [Tempest Shadow is standing outside the Canterlot with a megaphone]
 
Tempest Shadow:[over megaphone] I have the village surrounded. Give me the secret formula or I’ll destroy Canterlot! [Princess Celestia and Princess Luna run outside to Tempest Shadow]
 
Princess Celestia:Ah, you and what army, unicorn?
 
Tempest Shadow:What army? What army?! Look around you, Celestia! [scene pans out to Canterlot surrounded by Storm Guards]
 
Princess Celestia:You panted grass?
 
Tempest Shadow:GRASS?!? [Tempest Shadow laughs and Storm Guards s him.]
 
Princess Celestia:Uh-oh. [Princess Celestia and Princess Luna run into Canterlot with Tempest Shadow and Storm Guards behind them; and a blackout within Canterlot are shaking and thudding noises, as if in a fight; scene cuts to Princess Celestia’s face]
Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

Music Enthusiast
WIN!
Background Pony #6952
@Background Pony #4937  
Tempest runs out screaming along with the rest of the Storm King’s army… except for Grubber.
 
Twilight: Hey, why aren’t you running?
 
Grubber: I can’t read.
 
Twilight: _ Get outta here.
 
Grubber: (running) Hyuck! Hyuck!
Background Pony #6952
OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH!!!”
I that thread. It also had another series with Tempest getting mad at being called “gay”.
Background Pony #8E4C
@Delta Brony  
I warned ya.
Seriously, am I the only one who decided to note the name of the computer behind Fizzle…er, Tempest?
@Delta Brony  
think you mean berrytwist
Four heaping pounds of freshly ground… Tempest?
faience
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Artist -

[Snapping Rhythmically]
Just imagining this scene with the Storm King as Karen is making me choke.
J4m35
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Artist -

Sex: Attack helicopter
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I freakin love it.
 
Y’know, even though the movie looks pretty standard, I’m hoping it will at least make me laugh like I did here.
@LeoNero  
>that’s why she changed it
LeoNero
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~

Shine On U Crazy Diamond
I cant take her seriously with that name XD.
soundtea
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
A Perfectly Normal Pony - <soundtea> fappin to cartoon horses
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Ocellus is best buggo
@neo4812  
Not only that but I just realized something. She’s colored like a can of Cherry Coke.  
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and the comparison to Voldemort continues