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Duck - Likes to sockpuppet for drama
Duck - 1104243, just... 1104243
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@Background Pony #66DE  
That’s not that great of a score. but still, it is too high.
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@SnakeyThingy  
They gave Shark Tale a 6/10  
I’m not joking
Background Pony #927F
@Diaz  
Even Marvel?
@Background Pony #CEDE  
Oh no my friend. They suck no matter what they review.
Background Pony #DF64
Well IGN should stick to rating video games anyways.
@Ledvi  
The things you do when you’re young… Forgive my younger self.
@Eeveeinheat  
Why would you pay attention to them at all?
The moment IGN gave Pokemon Mystery Dungeon a ‘meh’ score, I stopped paying attention to them.
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@Purple Flix  
You’re right
 
These guys are obviously taking the piss
@SnakeyThingy  
No, because Shark Tale was a badly written mess. Taking place under water had nothing to do with it.
GryphonStar5678
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Bearded Dialogue Master
@Crowley  
It was ranging 49% when I posted that message so either you or I got the wrong information. Either way, my argument still holds some ground since it clearly increased in some form.
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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There are so many pictures like these that I think there should be a tag called “IGN is a duck” so that I can hide all of them.
Well, that explains their audience incompatibility for this film.
 
Shouldn’t they be reviewing video games, not movies?
ÄrkÿNóîd
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Question stuff and enjoy
What if that reviewer just has hydrophobia and there’s actually not enough water?
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World's Smallest Violin
Not…sure if people understand the joke here?
@LeoNero  
And recently reviewed a 21 year old game getting an official and complained about “dated graphics”
Crowley
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Can't we all get along?
@GryphonStar5678  
Er… no it isn’t! :( It’s down from 71% to 57%! That’s concerning…
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Shine On U Crazy Diamond
, this is the same company that said Sonic The Hedgehog was “never great.” But they gave Emoji Movie 4.5
Stitch

Doomer
I’d rather have a 2 hour long quality animated porn animaton that involves all my fetishes.  
But i guess thats just my opinion.
Background Pony #5530
Proof that IGN only hires IGNorant writers.
GryphonStar5678
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

Bearded Dialogue Master
Strange, since the rotten tomato score is actually increasing
Seems about right for IGN.
SnakeyThingy
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@Diaz  
But what about not-so-good movies that take place underwater, like Shark Tale for instance? Would it work the other way around?
Finding Nemo had too much water. I guess it was a bad movie too. XP.