Yeah that joke is getting a little old. There’s plenty of other interesting things the guards say; especially when it depends on what your character does or is. Since I made my character a werewolf, the guards sometimes say: “Is that fur coming out of your ears?” or “I find your wolfish grin… unsettling.
HAha! Sorry! I couldn’t resist!
“Got to thinking… What if I’m the dragonborn, and just don’t know it yet?” They will say after you absorb a dragons soul.
Oh yeah. Forgot about that one xD