It was a beautiful morning. I looked out of the window, and I saw the wonderful Ponyville sunrise. I blinked in the gleam of an apple tree across the windows. Such beauty. Such civilization. Then I stepped out to Ponyville. It was the usual after Twilight came here, fucking unicorns and pegasi fighting each other when we should be united guise! And then it happened. I came across something that changed my life forever. I came from a pure line of earth pony, pegasi, unicorn, crystal pony, zebra, griffon, hippogriff, dragon, cow and alicorn ancestry. I have a earth pony phenotype, I’m pure you guys! And then I saw this fucking unicorn and he called earth ponies… mud ponies. I was so… upset. I vowed that it would be my dying act to destroy the unicorn race if it’s the last thing I do, I will take vengeance. How dare you call me a mud pony, Canterlot is so cucked there’s barely any unicorns there!
@Charlemage
literally the best meme on 4chan right now, lmao
Edited
Just kidding: they’re doing it for free.