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Background Pony #85F4
You’re never too old! Not enough teens get their bare bottoms spanked red these days.
@northern haste  
You got her character do right. 👍🏽
Cirrus Light
Economist -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under his artist tag

Sciencepone of Science!
@Kamazeustra  
Lol, also reminds me of a guy who made a “birthday spankings” comment to a married woman on Facebook and she was like, “that’s kind of inappropriate to say to a married woman” and the poor guy was just totally innocent - understood when she said it but he said it without it even occurring to him that it could be taken in a nsfw way, lol.
Background Pony #D9F1
@PonyPon  
They are going to transform themselves into their Hippogriff from first so they can do it on dry land, DUH.
Cirrus Light
Economist -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under his artist tag

Sciencepone of Science!
Well if that’s the case we can always have an execution instead.
 
Inb4 that escelated quickly
 
Or even worse: spoiler text.
 
Having all your fan art canonized.
 
Going to high school forever.
 
Getting sent to G3.5.
 
Being given an existential crisis by understanding the true nature of reality
 
 
@Kamazeustra  
Best response.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Put Out to Pasture
Plus, water resistance would make it hard to do, i would think.
kircher

Stopped caring
“Let me put my leather hood on and we’ll call it something else.”
“You’re my daughter and under my roof. You will never be too old for either a spanking or a hug!”
Kamazeustra
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Goldenlöwe in Aeternum
“I’m old enough that a spanking would get a questionable rating.”
northern haste
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!

Enter if you dare
novo:As long as you live in my Castle you’re not too old for any punishments