Having worked retail and knowing many other people who have, some of the most ‘entertaining’ stories you can share are about the most idiotic shoplifters you’ve run into.
Like the criminal mastermind who once tried strolling out of a local store with six giant plasma screens in his cart. Upon being asked if he could show the receipt: “Uhhh, like, no. I’m just taking them.”
Like the criminal mastermind who once tried strolling out of a local store with six giant plasma screens in his cart. Upon being asked if he could show the receipt: “Uhhh, like, no. I’m just taking them.”
“You have to pay for them.”
“Uhh, like, I don’t want to.”
This is hilarious.
21 bottles of apple soda under his coat, actually.
42 Bits for a soda?!
Who is robbing who here?