Princess Celestia: Mister Michaud, this play isn’t historically accurate. The Pillars did not exist before I was born. It was my mentor and adoptive mother, Lady Amalthea, who raised both the Sun and the Moon.
Mee Chow: The changes fit better with this story!
Princess Celestia: And this erotic scene with Somnambula…it doesn’t seem appropiate…
Mee Chow: That’s because you don’t see the humor in it!
Princess Celestia: Also, you haven’t provided me or the rest of the actors with food or drink…
Mee Chow: Ask Pinkie Pie to bake something!
Princess Celestia: About Pinkie Pie, when she injured a knee during a stunt, you made her sign a contract that said that you are not legally responsable for her physical well-being…and you did this while she was crying for ice for her wound…
Mee Chow: Pinkie pie isn’t “talent”, Pinkie Pie is a guest. Anyway, I’ve been meaning to ask about your voice…
Princess Celestia: My voice?
Mee Chow: Who you base that voice on? Who are you imitating?
Princess Celestia: Ummm…no one. That’s how I naturally talk.
Mee Chow: Come on, you gotta be imitating SOMEPONY!
It’d be excruciatingly painful, actually. Human beings are used to carrying our body weight on our spine ever since our primate ancestors adopted bipedalism. A quadruped like a horse wouldn’t have the musculature to their weight upright like that.
thin k at that point she would have tossed that man through a window. then make him sign a contract.
Mee Chow: Chow. Mee Chow.
Princess Celestia: Mister Michaud, this play isn’t historically accurate. The Pillars did not exist before I was born. It was my mentor and adoptive mother, Lady Amalthea, who raised both the Sun and the Moon.
Mee Chow: The changes fit better with this story!
Princess Celestia: And this erotic scene with Somnambula…it doesn’t seem appropiate…
Mee Chow: That’s because you don’t see the humor in it!
Princess Celestia: Also, you haven’t provided me or the rest of the actors with food or drink…
Mee Chow: Ask Pinkie Pie to bake something!
Princess Celestia: About Pinkie Pie, when she injured a knee during a stunt, you made her sign a contract that said that you are not legally responsable for her physical well-being…and you did this while she was crying for ice for her wound…
Mee Chow: Pinkie pie isn’t “talent”, Pinkie Pie is a guest. Anyway, I’ve been meaning to ask about your voice…
Princess Celestia: My voice?
Mee Chow: Who you base that voice on? Who are you imitating?
Princess Celestia: Ummm…no one. That’s how I naturally talk.
Mee Chow: Come on, you gotta be imitating SOMEPONY!
Celestia sighs
Keep in mind that these are ponies… Magical ponies, they undoubtedly have stronger bones due to said magic.
It’d be excruciatingly painful, actually. Human beings are used to carrying our body weight on our spine ever since our primate ancestors adopted bipedalism. A quadruped like a horse wouldn’t have the musculature to their weight upright like that.