I hope this goes without saying, but this picture is just supposed to be a joke, folks. Please do not actually try to steal anyone’s credit card info with this gif, or otherwise use it to commit any kind of crime. That would be so unladylike.

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Fifth Yacht -
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Memetic eldritch horror
Tv jewelry salesman: Looks like we got a winner what’s your name sweetheart  
Old lady: I… I can’t  
Tv jewelry salesman: you can’t well can you your credit card number
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
Joke’s on you. I don’t have a credit card.
 
Thought to post that a while ago, but I didn’t XD  
@PonyPon
 
Thank you! Debit or bust…
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Put Out to Pasture
Rare, credit cards are for suckers.
Joke’s on you. I don’t have a credit card.
wumbl3
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Silver Bit -
Ruby -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

HumanificialIntelligence
Here you go darling, Don’t go over my limit now! ♥
 
full
dsagent
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Bronze Bit -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

The Good Hunter
Sure Rarity. ♥
@infinita est lux Solis  
 
Question is, who gets to decide how much each person gets? What if people disagree on what that amount should be? What if one pony says 1,000 bits and another says 2,000? What if ponies disagree with your amount? Who gets to distribute the money, and what say in the matter do you have if you aren’t happy with that amount? What if somepony needs special medical attention that costs more than they can pay? If you try to make other ponies pay for it, how do you decide who does, since they’re all making the same amount? Will you help pay for it? What are you going to do about it if somepony says NO to you?
 
And most importantly of all, what makes you more qualified to make that decision for every other pony than any other pony?
Background Pony #9A43
@infinita est lux Solis  
You have no idea how badly that’d destroy the world you sweet summer child.
infinita est lux Solis
Artist -

Heretical Inquisitor
I wish I had the credit card info of everyone in the world, then I’d give that info out of literally everyone… Boom: No more economic turmoil, every single person on the planet would share the same pool of wealth and there would be no more need for retarded and corrupt economic systems.
ƿǣrloʒa
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Silver Trophy - Hunting those achievements for completion!
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

PPBTFWASYMFA
You don’t understand Rarity.
Background Pony #C89E
NO!
ImperfectXIII
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -

Don't test my slam jam
How can I say no to a face like that?
 
GO AHEAD! LEAD ME TO FINANCIAL RUIN!
Absolutely not! Ponies like you think that they can manipulate us with their cuteness, and–
…just take the card.
 
Oh buck, I think Fluttershy just beat Rarity in the “cutest puppy dog eyes” category.
@Starry Mind  
I would give my money to cute ponies and i wouldn’t regret it at all
@Der Fallschirmjager  
Wow someone actually tried that?
Background Pony #3E74
@Der Fallschirmjager  
… I wonder how many people have fallen for that.
Absolutely not! Ponies like you think that they can manipulate us with their cuteness, and–
 

 
…just take the card.
Rainboom Dash
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!

Rainbooms4Ever
@Der Fallschirmjager  
314159265358
 
3/14
 
314
 
 
Ah, so it’s expired!
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
Don’t got one, fashion horse.
Background Pony #E4F4
It’s 1142-EAT MY ASS!