Instead of crackin’ a beer. It’ll start with the sound of a pump bottle bein’ squeezed then five minutes of shlickin’. Endin’ with a self satisfied groan. Then the beer will crack.

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Background Pony #358F
Who?
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@Stotter  
I nearly fell of my chair the first time I watched that part
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Background Pony #528B
damn you hasbro
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Échale vampiro
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me neither.
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Background Pony #ACF9
I don’t get it
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🔥Sunset is best girl🔥
@Glimmer74  
yes. i wish he’d just do it already
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Still waiting for RR part 2
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Angrybrony
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Adagio Dazzle - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
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Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
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🔥Sunset is best girl🔥
implying he’ll make something eqg related.
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Implying that he can stop masturbating long enough to make a TLR of this.
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Background Pony #45FF
Lol it wouldn’t surprise me if that actually happens
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