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Background Pony #2C98
@Badumsquish  
THE WAY THE SPHINX PHOTOBOMBED THEM IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!
Background Pony #2C98
 
 
 
 
*ignore the “Harry”
Background Pony #6D4B
Meeting Kalianne for the First Time
 
Kalianne: Say cheese, Princess!  
Twilight: What?!  
Kalianne: Cheese! [snaps photo]  
Kalianne: Look! Beautiful pic, is it?  
Twilight: I guess….  
Kalianne: Let’s take another one!  
Twilight: No no no n-
 
[camera snaps]
 
Twilight: Oh, darn it.  
Kalianne: Okay! Done!  
Twilight: May I leave now??  
Kalianne: No… maybe…. yes.
 
[uncoils Twilight]
 
Twilight: Bye.  
Kalianne: Buh bye, Princess!
 
Next day
 
Twilight: [calls Kalianne on the phone] Hey, Kali, mind if I for breakfast?  
Kalianne (on phone): Yeah, we also have a new friend ing us!  
Twilight: Great! I’ll be there in 3 minutes!  
Kalianne: See you in 3 minutes!
 
[at Kali’s house]
 
Twilight: So, who’s the other guy ing us?  
Kalianne: He’s going to be here soon.
 
[doorbell rings]
 
Kalianne: He’s here!  
Twilight: Who is he?  
Kalianne: He’s known as Anon.  
Twilight: Oh…
 
[Kali opens door]
 
Anon: Hey there! Is that purple pony a friend of yours?  
Kalianne: Yes! Her name is Twilight Sparkle.  
Anon: Hi there, Twilight!  
Twilight: Hi, Anon!  
Kalianne: Come and sit down, Anon!
 
[Anon sits down]  
[everyone enjoys breakfast]
 
[after breakfast]
 
Kalianne: See ya tomorrow!  
Twilight: Bye, Kali!  
Anon: Bye, Kalianne!
 
To Be Continued
*coil around Twily’s neck*  
Twily: Wait! *glk* 0 ^ 0  
*coil around Twily’s mouth*  
Twily: Mmmph! > <  
*Kalianne noseboops Twily and squeezes affectionately*  
Twily: MMMPH! 0///0;
chucklefarts
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Contortionist
@Silver_lining  
That snoot needs to be booped by the tip of Kalianne’s tail!
A couple more coils and she could have Twily wrapped all the way up to her cute little snoot! ♥
“Call the poliiiiiiiice…”
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Free Current
 
I’ve never been to a convention in my life!
Nectarine
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

I'm a giraffe!
@redweasel  
I that. I was staying at the Hilton that year and seeing that on my way to my room one night.
Nectarine
Fifth Yacht -
Platinum Trophy - Truly S-Tier achievement hunting
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

I'm a giraffe!
@Badumsquish
 
@redweasel  
Rumour has it he’s still g random things to this very day.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Badumsquish
 
he was too good for this world
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
@redweasel  
I miss Larson too, but I kept watching XD
Background Pony #5F52
@Damaged
It’s been a long time since I watched the show, I think the last I saw was season 3?
 
You need catch up. Why haven’t you watched since season 3?
Badumsquish
Generic Messy Hair Anime Anon - Seen and done more than you can imagine
Kalianne - Derpi er
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Aria Blaze - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Celestial Glory - Helped others get their OC into the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.

ᗡ: 📶 📡
@Deathspank  
She just can’t help but huggle the crap out of alicorns XD
Damaged
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently s images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the er adding several to a dozen tags after originally ing with minimum to bare tagging.
Magnificent Metadata Maniac -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Word Bug
@redweasel  
I used the spoiler tags for their actual intended use! :3
Deathspank

Tennessee Hillbilly
@Damaged  
… ah’ see your point.
redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
@Damaged
 
hey! spoiler warning!
 
oh wait it’s literally a spoiler warning
Deathspank

Tennessee Hillbilly
@Damaged  
It’s been a long time since I watched the show, I think the last I saw was season 3?
Damaged
Fifth Yacht -
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Fine Arts - Two hundred s with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - er of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently s images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the er adding several to a dozen tags after originally ing with minimum to bare tagging.
Magnificent Metadata Maniac -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Equality - In our state, we do not stand out.
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Word Bug
@Deathspank  
You watch season 8 yet?
Deathspank

Tennessee Hillbilly
Relax Twiggles, she’s not gonna hurt ya. I mean how could anyone with a cyoot smile like that be perceived as harmful?