He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed him to the perch he’d be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and ed the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-GRIFFON!!
“Hello, Gallus! Little Gallus Griffon! I got a nice cupcake for you if you wake up! Gallus!”
“Norwegian Blue Griffon, lovely plumage!”
Ah, okay.
Nah, it’s just the super classy way of saying “Cool story, bro” 😉
…I feel like we’re talking about two different things.
An interesting story
But unwise to tell
Well you better replace it.
He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed him to the perch he’d be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and ed the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-GRIFFON!!
I discovered that the only reason my gallus had been sitting on his perch in the first place is that he had been nailed there….
He got better.
nudges Gallus’ body There, it moved
At least you got my reference. :p
Makes sense. Hnnnnnnng…
@Background Pony #2867
Remarkable catbird, the Gallus blue. Beautiful plumage.
Why not both?
[Insert taco commercial girl here]
FTFY
He’s half cat, so he’s got at least 3.5 more lives.
Had to turn and look, didn’t you?