Spike: What makes you think that?
F!Spike: Oh you should see the sort of crazy adventures we had. Trouble brews around town due to AJ not getting sleep, Twilight only getting two tickets for the Gala…ummm, running away from Twilight out of Jealously…
Spike: I WHAT!?
Just get Fluttershy to domesticate them
“Really, Twilight? I get in trouble for doing this yet no consequences for you?”