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genervt
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

DUSTY IS BEST CAPTAIN
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@Trixie  
Ah okay I also hope that some people do realize that even though the staff are the ones who watch over the site doesn’t make them any different from regular s like we’re not the only ones who have to follow the rules everyone has to follow the rules just like how it is with normal citizens and the police the police maybe the authority but they also have to follow the law regardless whether if there the authority or not.
 
Hopefully none of the staff find this offensive or anything I’m just trying to make a point.
 
I really do like the staff here and I would never do anything to offend someone.
 
Love you.
 
<3
Trixie
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Economist -

I don't pay my taxes
@Undead dragon soldier  
One can leave staff without being banned, or alternatively be banned without leaving staff, so no, they’re separate things.
 
It’s very different from the real world, primarily because everyone on staff does it voluntarily, we’re not “working” on derpibooru all day every day, for some it’s barely even once a week, so there’s no quota, and no punishment if someone wants to take some time off.
 
Staff generally ask to be banned as a way to force themselves to take a break sometimes, or other miscellaneous reasons.
 
If someone goes rogue and majorly fucks up somehow, then yeah they might get a ban in the process of being removed from staff.
 
Bans are no big deal anyway, it’s easy to remove them.
I don’t think it’s called getting banned if you’re a staff member I think it mostly just means getting fired because that’s how it works for staff in the real world if they can’t do there job then they can’t keep their job.
 
Trust me I’ve learned all about jobs in school.
Zyr87
Happy Derpy! - For Patreon ers
Silver er - Silver Patron
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

Fleur's biggest fan
Fun fact, on Wikipedia an accidentally banned site founder Jimbo Wales indefinitely. It was quickly reverted but said was sent to the stocks (WP:STOCKS of you want to see)
Trixie
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Economist -

I don't pay my taxes
@klystron2010  
I mean, you’re not wrong.
klystron2010

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@Trixie  
Off by one letter.
o/ When they're alone they ||ban|| themselves, ah ah ah! o/
Trixie
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Economist -

I don't pay my taxes
We ban each other for fun.
Background Pony #5A75
@northern haste  
Wait. Is this boi actually banned?
northern haste
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Cutest Little Devil - Celebrated the 14th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Rainbow Rocks 10th Anniversary: Sonata Dusk - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Rainbow Rocks!
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!

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French Taunter
@Derpyfan  
I’ll do it for 5 derpi bucks.
@Burger King Leonidas  
You don’t pay attention to who else is running the site.
Brass Melody
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Gas Loving Baritone Butt
How do you even pull that off?
@Kane  
I don’t think that’s possible.
Kane the Wimged Hussar

Kane the Winged Hussar
Now what if you accidentally ban the owner?
@ArmadilloEater  
The mystery of you strange creatures rages on
ArmadilloEater

French Taunter
@Ponies from the underground  
“In charge”, peh, only in the same way Queen Elizabeth is in charge of the UK. Figure heads, the lot of ’em, they have no power here!
 
@Mellow Rhythm  
I will neither deny or confirm that.
@ArmadilloEater  
I believe I’ve witnessed instances of you guys mentioning that you temporarily ban each other for shits and giggles sometimes.  
Is this true?
dragon lord
Artist -

Spike FTW
@northern haste  
Not that I know of but I can just imagine how embarrassing this would be if it actually did happen because just that the s are the ones who are in charge.