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@FredMSloniker  
I knew I forgot something…
Revenant Wings
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Not-So-Stoic Royal Guard
The absolute madpone.
(don’t bother clicking you’ll on it already)
 
Lies.
spit those out!
@Background Pony #B412  
…Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and take your word on that one.
Background Pony #B412
@Nightweaver20xx  
Putting your arm up a horse’s ass can also be very dangerous, they have so much strength in those muscles that they can amputate your arm clean off.
@rautamiekka
So let that be a lesson to you, kids! Don’t put your hands in a horse’s mouth, even if you lost your keys in there! This has been a PSA from the Derpibooru Safety and Spaghetti Coalition.
 
But it seems they don’t just bite if you don’t give them a reason; I found it’s usually cuz of illness, discomfort, or infection.
 
That, and it doesn’t seem they’ll just bite you if you tried to put that chain thing that’s part of the bridle in their mouth. I once watched a vid of progress made on that in-mouth part, which used to be uncomfortable in the long run. I guess it’s also an individual thing.
@rautamiekka  
So let that be a lesson to you, kids! Don’t put your hands in a horse’s mouth, even if you lost your keys in there! This has been a PSA from the Derpibooru Safety and Spaghetti Coalition.
@rautamiekka
Makes sense. A horse is about five times the mass of a human, and their heads weigh close to a hundred pounds. They have huge, broad, flat teeth designed to mash up some pretty tough plant matter, with jaw muscles to match. They’d likely grind up your hand pretty quick if you put it in one’s mouth.
 
A quick google revealed they exert 500psi, or 35.153479kg/cm², of biting force, so yeah, if they tried, your hand would be in trouble. It’s more than cougars or wolves, the latter of which biting just over 400psi.
 
By comparison, adult human exerts 162psi, which ain’t enough to munch up a hand, but multiply that by 4 times …
 
I couldn’t find definitive answers on how much human babies exert, but if you’ve ever let a baby bite your finger, you know it hurts.
@rautamiekka  
Makes sense. A horse is about five times the mass of a human, and their heads weigh close to a hundred pounds. They have huge, broad, flat teeth designed to mash up some pretty tough plant matter, with jaw muscles to match. They’d likely grind up your hand pretty quick if you put it in one’s mouth.
That’s weird even for you, Trixie.
 
Not surprised she could bite those, they say a horse (dunno about ponies, but they probly exert even more force) could easily make nasty work of a human’s hand if they tried.
Duck -  has been known to often resemble a waterfowl
Duck -  has been known to often resemble a waterfowl
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Thread Starter - Started a thread with over 100 pages
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When I saw this for the first time, I had a major toothache and this physically hurt to look at.
The Memer
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

*dab*
3-4 year olds when a parent turns around for 0.1 seconds
SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

I am human, hear me err.
@Dirty Bit  
From what I understand, Lego tried making gummy candy versions of their bricks. I don’t know how long it took for them to be discontinued, but the gummy Legos were featured on a Mike Mozart video on YouTube.
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Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
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PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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That's him, officer
She thought the ones she’s eating were these
 
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Background Pony #E80E
ponies’ hooves can break legos as well..
dsagent
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

The Good Hunter
Oh no she has pica.
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Flurry Heart - For ing the site
Roseluck - For ing the site
Princess Luna - For ing the site
Princess Celestia - For ing the site
Bronze Trophy - Achievement Hunter
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Sanity is overrated
This will end in hospital and surgery….
This hurts my teeth just to see it. It’s like when people chew tinfoil.
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@Background Pony #BA3D  
*LEGO bricks
SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).

I am human, hear me err.
Well, so much for Legos being indestructible.
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There is no best pony
No my Lego Minecraft
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Background Pony #5166
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO PERFICT LEGOS!