Everypony’s lonesome for somepony else,  
But nopony’s lonesome for me.  
Everypony’s thinking about somepony else,  
But nopony thinks about me.  
When the time rolls around for me to curl up and die,  
I bet I’ll have to hire me somepony to cry.  
Everypony’s lonesome for somepony else  
Nopony is lonesome for me.
 
Everypony’s dreaming about somepony else  
But nopony dreams about me,  
All I need is a bride who wants a big-hearted groom,  
I wouldn’t care if she come riding in on a broom.  
Everypony’s lonesome for somepony else,  
Nopony is lonesome for me…

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Braeburn, there’s a mare by the name of Marble Pie who might just be the right one for you.
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@Revenant Wings I’m not gay either, but I would definently want to be Braeburn’s friend.
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glim.
Im sure there’s a certain buffalo who has her eye on you
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That’s enough salt for you!!
@Biot
 
He drank himself drunk obviously :)
@Frigo  
I don’t get that.  
He ate that salt?
Man, I’d so be Braeburn’s wingman.
That’s a lot of salt… Ooooh I see what you did there.
Revenant Wings
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I’m not gay, but I’d totally hang out with him; he’s a nice enough stallion.
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@RandomFanguy  
If 2, he can always say he’s not. But girls like gay guys so… what would be the problem? lol
Meanwhile, the rumbling of fans outside…
Tim Timsen

AllItTakesIsOneBadDay.
I don’t like Brae anyway, so I’m okay with this.
In my head, there are two explanations for that
 
  1. He’s gay and there are no other gay stallions in town.  
  2. All the mares in town are convinced he’s gay and therefore they ignore him completely.
Hahahaha!