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Background Pony #E7EB
I first ed being in a basket case, no special abilities, in a tree trunks infested zone when I first saw, THEM!!!  
Pony that calls itself Daddy: I took the fall for ponity.  
Psuedo pony that calls itself Mother: *Wide eyes* Gggg…  
Me: *Constant screaming from March 27th to now*
Alright, Spt. 4.  
Im a stallion.  
My Father is Fancy Pants.  
My Mother is Derpy Hooves.  
I was born in Canterlot.  
I am a Alicorn. Man, I was hoping to be just a Unicorn. Fine. Alicorn that is raise by Derpy Hooves.  
I was born between a stallion and his wife, ‘normal’ like. For a Alicorn…
 
(I’m a Necromancer!~)
Background Pony #3F1E
SOMEHOW Big mac and Gilda pumped out an alicorn boy from wincest down in Aploosa the fuck even
I am the pegasus daughter of Applejack and Pony Joe. I was an accident, and by (hopefully) unrelated circumstance I was raised in the Everfree Forest.
Background Pony #7338
I am the the daughter of Big Mac and Princess Erroria!
Background Pony #3F04
@Background Pony #F21C  
Also, born in Manehattan, via consensual intercourse after marriage, and I’m an Earth Pony born from a Pegasus and a Unicorn.
Background Pony #3F04
I’m still Soarin’ and Lyra’s mare, apparently.
Background Pony #B4B0
Hoity Toity and Photo Finish are my parents? I’m gonna be such a fabulous colt that my very existence will be confused for a JoJo’s reference.
TheAntiCat
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

SecretAgentCrashMcNeal
@phoenix alpha 1  
HOLY THREAD RESURRECTION, BATMAN!
I was born a stallion, Shining Armor as my father and Queen Chrysalis as my mother…in Appleloosa…got adopted…and i’m a pegasus. VERY ODD
I was born a stallion with Shining armor as my Father and Nightmare moon as my mother…in the everfree forest…aferr they got married and had intercourse…and I’m a pegasus…well I’m off to shroud the land in eternal night since my Mother failed to do it Laughs evilly before turning into a shadow and flying through the sky
Background Pony #5BC2
Why are Derpy and Carrot Top both 4?
Adopted daughter of Soarin and Lyra (whut), born and raised in the Everfree (makes sense), and a Pegasus. I guess I’m a bit of a dark crackfic child
@ElectricFluffyPineapple  
sigh sorry folks, did it again.
Son of Soarin and Rainbow Dash, lived in ponyville, I’m a Pegasus and product of consensual intercourse after marriage. So basically I’m the child from some shipping fic.
Son of Soarin and Rainbow Dash, lived in ponyville, I am Pegasus and product of consensual intercourse after marriage. Holy shit, I’m a baby from a shipping fic!
Lessee….
 
Great, I’m female. ==;
 
Prince Blueblood and Zecora as my parents? I can only see it working if Blueblood was the Awesome Blueblood, rather than the loser Blueblood.
 
Born in Canterlot, consented intercourse after marriage (WOO, looks like Awesome Blueblood is my dad after all! :D )aaand I end up a pegasus.
 
>Scootaloo and Shinging armor get married and move to the Everfree forest to escape the city life and become Everfree (Okay I’ll stop.)  
>They find a young Alicorn (I’m not even lying, I wanted to be an Earth Pony) mare  
>Legends spoke of the manifestation of the forest, but they ignored them and adopted her.  
>She was raised to be quick and tough with only a rudimentary understanding of magic compared to others of her kind  
There’s your greentext O.P.
I’m a unicorn stallion adopted by Braeburn and Princess Luna. I grew up in Ponyville. Clearly I was raised by the best pony parents to be the sexiest thing alive.
Flim and Milky Way. facehoof
I’m a mare. ‘u’  
My father is Braeburn. No.  
My mother is Celestia.  
Born in Ponyville.  
Consented intercourse after marriage.  
I’m an earth pony.
march 23rd.
 
Ok .. i’m a stallion my father is shining armor my mother is candace … wait wow wtf … that cant be right .. foalhood home in canterlot … consented after marriage … and i’m a unicorn.
 
Dude this is sadly sounding too cannon … the one time i want to have an odd fucked up family. i get one that sounds cannon.
Male Unicorn born to Fancy Pants and NMM, and raised in the Everfree Forest. I was conceived by Wincest, didn’t know they were related.
Background Pony #5DEF
Race: Pegasus  
Location: Ponyville  
Gender: Mare  
Father: Discord  
Mother: Nightmare Moon
HyaenusDominae

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Male pegasus pony, adopted and raised by Discord and Octavia in the Changeling hive!