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Rpground
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Chaotic Neutral
@Background Pony #41BC
 
Misquote slightly, but here.
Background Pony #54EE
@Rpground  
Reference?
Rpground
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Chaotic Neutral
“Tell us where your family’s from!”
 
“…Africans…”
Background Pony #54EE
Grammatically correct, but lexically ambigious. The soft construction of the English language says hello.
Viscera
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - 10+ s with over 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Artist -

Umu
Africans? Whatever. Real men eat Australians. They are like fugu, except that every part is potentially deadly.
Yup
i spend a fortune in toothpicks  
now if you’ll excuse me, i’m only at 198
WatermelonRat
Starlight Glimmer - For Patreon ers
Sunset Shimmer - For Patreon ers
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Ruby - For s who have donated to the site
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
The 1% - ed 1% or more of the site's images
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King
HEY! I’ll have you know I eat only people from Mauritius! They are NOT Africans!
Does this mean I’m being hunted by cannibal rednecks right now?!
Background Pony #9BC6
@DanielTepesKraus  
lol made me smile :D
@DanielTepesKraus  
(cue sick, wet crunching noise as a panicked Twilight swats the opponent with a truck repeatedly)
Background Pony #A70C
If I ate that much chocolate I would have diabetes!
DanielTepesKraus
Greatest Poster in the Board -
GREEN - TALK TO ME
Nightmare in the Moon - Had their OC in the 2024 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends

will return
ME:  
That’s right, Twilight Sparkle. We’re all cannibals. As we consume our brethren we gain their memories, emotions, and their power… In that sense, the 300 Africans I have consumed all live on as a part of my superior body. That is what true power means to the human race, Twilight Sparkle. That is why we are the strongest species in the multiverse, and why your beloved Princess Celestia tried to seal the human world off from your Equestrian realm. But her seal was no match for my power. In my life I have consumed countless Africans, Jews, Germans, French, and Spaniards. Today I devoured my 1,000th Canadian, giving me the power I needed to shatter reality itself and enter your world.
 
TWILIGHT SPARKLE:  
W-what do you want with our world?!
 
ME:  
What do I want? I want to taste the power of friendship. My hunger will no longer be sated by mere humans. I hunger… for an alicorn!!!
 
(Cue whoosh sound effect and pipe-organ based boss music)
Background Pony #E24D
False! Slanderous lies! It’s really close to 200 give or take a couple Nigerian Princes.
Mori
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Gold Trophy - A trophy worthy of a truly elite achievement hunter.
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

That "Boop Edit" guy
In his life or each day?  
And how many Chineses eats a average European?
@Heroine Addict  
Ethiopian’s alright, if you don’t mind picking bones.
 
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’mma go kill myself.  
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Heroine Addict
Fifth Yacht -
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Pedantry Executive
@Trickquestion  
I prefer Chadians, myself. I find them a bit more flavourful.
@The Floor Kippers  
That reference offically makes you the best fawkin’ person ever.
 
Have a lambchop.
@SidewardManatee  
*Mine  
Do you even word?
@Trickquestion  
Hey man, mine sharing that Kenyan?