Imagine Princess Celestia gives me a custom flare as “The April Fool” with an achievement “Took things a little too literally” that rewarded negative ten points. Genuinely that’d be hilarious.

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Coretz
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@BigBuggyBastage
Too late and this is for playgrounds!
To be fair, it’s latex-backed, so unless you’re picking at it, it’s probably still not gonna hurt you as the grass blades are made out of coconut husks.
But there are actually a lot of fake grass products that use a latex backing. So, just don’t go poking your fingers below the blades.
BigBuggyBastage
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Go fsck yourself
I had a whole reply typed out, but Derpibooru ate it. Again. >:[
@BigBuggyBastage
Even fake grass or just real grass your allergic to
Just the real stuff, thankfully. Hopefully some idiot chemist doesn’t have the idea of sticking latex into the mix.
Background Pony #DE60
@Coretz
Your a very good master Science teacher wow great work
darlingadele
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adelelelele
Background Pony #DE60
Not nasty great I did a typo sorry
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@Coretz
Wow your a very nasty scientist wow amazing work teacher 👨‍🏫
Coretz
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Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
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@Background Pony #DE60
Fake grass is plastic, so “grass allergies” would not apply. That said, Bastage or others may have sensitivities to the materials in fake plastic, such as polyethylene, polypropylene, polyurethane, latex, nylon, or vulcanized rubber (recycled car tires).
That, and fake grass does contain detectable amounts of heavy metals, VOCs, etc; no amount of lead is safe for humans; cium causes reproductive harm above about 1 ng/mL (health guidelines are more relaxed and say 5 ng/mL is the safety threshold); and all of these substances are bad for everyone, not just those with allergies.
Background Pony #DE60
@BigBuggyBastage
Even fake grass or just real grass your allergic to
Background Pony #DE60
@BigBuggyBastage
Sorry spelling error it ment to say allergic not Eleagac sorry
BigBuggyBastage
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Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
@Background Pony #DE60
I’m not sure what “elegiac” is, but I am certainly allergic to grasses.
Background Pony #DE60
@BigBuggyBastage
Are you really elegiac to grass or not?
darlingadele
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adelelelele
THANK U SMMM 💗
darlingadele
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adelelelele
I HAVE THAT RD PLUSHIE
Coretz
Artist -
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

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@BigBuggyBastage
My condolences, pal.
Interesting that blood sugar increases with exposure to allergens. That’s new to me as well.
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Coretz
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Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Sensitive Fool
Plushies were on a plastic bag. Also, thankfully, no fire ants where I live. Just the annoying little black sugar ants.
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Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi er
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Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
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That’s an easy way to get bugs all over you, and those two plushies
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BigBuggyBastage
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Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
@BigBuggyBastage
You’re the second person in a week I’ve met who is allergic to grass. Never encountered this before. Interesting.
So grass allergy is a thing? I know that lots weird of allergies are a thing, but it must be quite painful to live through lawn mowing seasons with this
Apologies if this gets long.
Yes indeed, grass allergy is all too real a thing. Can’t touch it, can’t inhale or be exposed to its pollen, etc. It’s not just one species, either; every single grass (and tree, and animal) I was tested against was positive. Some more than others, but generally a three out of four for severity, IIRC.
Side note: when my allergist performed a test on my back, when I was ~12-14 years old, I reacted so badly (swelling, weeping, rash, etc.) that they couldn’t even differentiate the tests from each other after five minutes. In case you’re not familiar, here’s kinda what it’d look like (don’t look if you don’t want to see allergic reactions happening to someone’s back skin):
Imagine that, but a grid drawn on the skin in pen or marker, about 10 x 10. Now imagine the swelling being so severe that everything runs into everything else. The allergist said I was the worst case he’d seen in 26 years of practice. Yay me. 🙃
Thankfully, I haven’t experienced “full-blown” anaphylaxis with any of these common allergens (yet). But it’s made much worse by the fact I also have Type 1 diabetes. Any time allergens are present, my blood sugar increases. Lately, quite substantially, because tree pollens are killing me right now, particularly maple and juniper – both 4/4 on that scale from earlier. I won’t be able to go outdoors, without taking TONS of medication like antihistamines and corticosteroids, until early June. I’m staying in an electrostatically filtered environment until then. :)
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HEY NIGHTY! WE GOT A JOKESTER HERE!
GIVE EM THE FUNNY!
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Fire ants: Allow us to introduce ourselves.
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say hello to insects
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Different Timelines, Same Faces - Celebrated the 15th anniversary of MLP:FiM!
Friendship Games 10th Anniversary - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of EQG Friendship Games!
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
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So grass allergy is a thing? I know that lots weird of allergies are a thing, but it must be quite painful to live through lawn mowing seasons with this
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Coretz
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Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

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@BigBuggyBastage
You’re the second person in a week I’ve met who is allergic to grass. Never encountered this before. Interesting.
@Naughtypony2010
Thanks buddy! Actually it was embarrassing because…
It’s 7:00PM, a mom and two of her kids were walking by, then an older man with his dog, then a couple cars drove by, all while my own mother is holding the camera for me.
But I haven’t cared how people see me before, so why start now?
Still felt very self-conscious regardless.
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Naughtypony2010
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Hoofsies Rule
This is gold, you really earned an extra for this.
This post is also something that we should do more, instead of grinding here buuuuut lets make an exception because its derpi
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BigBuggyBastage
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
Grass - ...has been touched
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Go fsck yourself
I’m actually quite allergic to grass. 🙃
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