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Fifth Yacht
I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.

PRO GAMER
Are you a TAS by any chance?

Diamond Trophy

Non-Fungible Trixie
1992 Edition

My Little Pony

Wallet After Summer Sale
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Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Sensitive Fool
@Sugar and Spice Productions
Off to jail with you!
Reminded me of this:
I wonder what would be your naughty jail, maybe I should put you in there to~
No silliness, getting uncomfortably real here (don’t read if you’re just here to have fun):
Meeting a girl I have an instant and strong attraction to who flirts with me, and my friends watching confirm she was flirting with me and encourage me to ask her out… and when I do she says “No”. On another occasion, while on lunch break, asking out a cute girl with similar interests who says “sure”, and when I go back after work she says “oh, no, I only said maybe; the answer is no.” Being told ‘yes’ by a girl I’ve known for a few years, and she immediately ghosts me for several months. When she finally talks to me, she’s got a new boyfriend who later gets her addicted to drugs and convinces her that I would have been bad for her.
I’ve always been in horny jail… I fear I may never escape.