THUNDERLANE’S FATHER IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK! AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT, ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, I WILL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!!
Twilight: (in the Royal Canterlot Voice) KENBROATH GILLSPOTTEN HEATHSPIKE THE FOURTH! HOW DARE YOU ENTRAP THUNDERLANE INTO LOOKING LIKE A FOAL-MOUNTER! DID YOU KNOW THAT MAGNUM AND PEARL BELLE HAVE FILED CHARGES!? PLUS, RARITY HAS THREATENED TO GELD HIM!? AND ANOTHER THING; IF HE HAD BEEN A POLERAST, SWEETIE BELLE WOULD BE TRAUMATIZED, OR EVEN DEAD! BY BONNIE ZACHERLE AND LAUREN FAUST, SPIKE, I AM SERIOUSLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!
Hmm, I think Spike and Sweetie are better matched than he thinks they are; they’re both completely clueless about love and age gaps (Really Spike, has it not occurred to you the potential this has to backfire? If she ever finds out about all of the Ponies you’ve stepped on she’s going to be furious)
This looks like it’ll be entertaining.
THUNDERLANE’S FATHER IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK! AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT, ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, I WILL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!!!
Rarity hugs Thunderlane, and the Sparity shippers lose their minds!
Spike: “I’ll take this gem… and I’ll EAT it.” (dramatic bite)
He literally has nothing in life to look forward to other than this crush working.
That was one time. Now he’s a full blown crazy jealous dude.