What the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Coincidentally, this would be a lemon-grenade. A lemo’nade, if you will.
Edited
Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Demand to see life’s manager. I don’t want these damn lemons!