Also, pressing submit on that gets you the CGI sources with the descriptions for some reason. So if you don’t want to know the answers (or read some questionable descriptions), look away now…
|| Cherry Treats (pony): A white and red “Sweetberry Pony.” A horse that smells like cherries. Huh. Lucky Star (porn star): He appeared in “Pure Milk #2.” Sequels are never as good as the original, are they? Love Melody (pony): A “Twice as Fancy” pony. That’s pretty darn fancy. Daisy Sweet (pony): This pony smelled like perfume. How come they never made one that smelled like a horse? Sunshine Blue (porn star): Starred with about half a dozen women with only one name in “Fresh Flesh.” Honey Rose (porn star): She was in “Lethal Squirt.” I don’t want to know what “Lethal Squirt” is. Ruby Lips (pony): This, incredibly enough, was a pony. Sometimes I wonder if the designers themselves weren’t watching porn films… Misty Rain (porn star): “Strap-On Sally,” “Foot Fetish Fantasies #2,” “Tracey at the Sex Derby,” “The XXX Files.” This woman has quite a resume. Green Eyes (porn star): He was in “Hispanic Heatwave” with a guy named “Skelator.” No, really. Heart Throb (pony): A “So-Soft” Pegasus Pony. I try to avoid buying toys with “Throb” in the name. Chocolate Delight (pony): A “Soda-Sippin’ Pony.” It came with a straw. I really don’t understand this. Sweetie Pie (porn star): I’m really disturbed to know that there even exists a video called “Breastman’s American Butt Search,” much less that someone named “Sweetie Pie” appears in it.
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Okay, just went through… And I’m pretty sure that some of the porn names have been used for ponies by now. I got four out of twelve right, but I’ll it that I was just guessing.
The split is half ponies and half porn stars, by the way.
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The pink oneThe Internet Archive had many. Here’s the most recent capture.Also, pressing submit on that gets you the CGI sources with the descriptions for some reason. So if you don’t want to know the answers (or read some questionable descriptions), look away now…
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Cherry Treats (pony): A white and red “Sweetberry Pony.” A horse that smells like cherries. Huh.
Lucky Star (porn star): He appeared in “Pure Milk #2.” Sequels are never as good as the original, are they?
Love Melody (pony): A “Twice as Fancy” pony. That’s pretty darn fancy.
Daisy Sweet (pony): This pony smelled like perfume. How come they never made one that smelled like a horse?
Sunshine Blue (porn star): Starred with about half a dozen women with only one name in “Fresh Flesh.”
Honey Rose (porn star): She was in “Lethal Squirt.” I don’t want to know what “Lethal Squirt” is.
Ruby Lips (pony): This, incredibly enough, was a pony. Sometimes I wonder if the designers themselves weren’t watching porn films…
Misty Rain (porn star): “Strap-On Sally,” “Foot Fetish Fantasies #2,” “Tracey at the Sex Derby,” “The XXX Files.” This woman has quite a resume.
Green Eyes (porn star): He was in “Hispanic Heatwave” with a guy named “Skelator.” No, really.
Heart Throb (pony): A “So-Soft” Pegasus Pony. I try to avoid buying toys with “Throb” in the name.
Chocolate Delight (pony): A “Soda-Sippin’ Pony.” It came with a straw. I really don’t understand this.
Sweetie Pie (porn star): I’m really disturbed to know that there even exists a video called “Breastman’s American Butt Search,” much less that someone named “Sweetie Pie” appears in it.
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The split is half ponies and half porn stars, by the way.