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When those know the scene from home alone 2 “lost in NYC” of the booby traps when the infamous trap was a length of plumbing pipe was suspended from a pair of ropes to swing knocking the intended victims off the stairs and through the floor when king sombra and queen Chrysalis were the intended victims.
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(Crash)
 
Sombra: (high pitch voice) That’s… four.
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Derpy: Don’t you know a grey, cross-eyed pegasus always wins against two idiots?
 
King Sombra: CHRYSALIS! SHE’S IN THE LIVING ROOM!
 
Queen Chrysalis: (Muttering)
 
Sombra: She went up the ladder!
 
Chrysalis: (Continues Muttering) Ladder topples over (Screaming)
 
Sombra: Ooh! I’m coming, Chrysalis. I’m coming!
 
Derpy: looking down through the hole
 
Sombra: Chrysalis? Chrysalis! Hey you didn’t lose any fangs! Come on she went the second floor.
 
Derpy: (Offscreen) Hey! Why don’t you guys try the stairs?
 
Sombra: Right!
 
[Chrysalis and Sombra Head to the stairs but stop]
 
Chrysalis: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Whispering You what happened last year?
 
Sombra: Whispering No.
 
Chrysalis: Whispering Watch this. Let’s get her! (Hoofsteps)
 
Derpy: throws one paint can at Chrysalis but misses
 
Chrysalis: fakes her pain Ow! It busted me right my mouth, Sombra!
 
[The duo start laughing]
 
Chrysalis: Whispering again That’s one.
 
Sombra: Don’t worry, Chrysalis. I’ll get her. (Hoofsteps resume)
 
Derpy: throws the other paint can at Sombra but misses again
 
Sombra: fakes his pain as well Ow! Right in the schnoz!
 
Chrysalis: whispering one last time That’s two! Come on. Let’s get her!
 
Derpy: throws a giant metal pipe at Sombra and Chrysalis
 
Sombra: Oops! gets hit by the pipe with Chrysalis
 
(Both Screaming)
 
Sombra: Weakly That’s… three.
 
Derpy: cuts the rope holding up the pipe to let it hit the two villains again
 
Chrysalis: No.
 
Both: get hit by the pipe again (this time in the crotch)
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@Lost Marbles  
I’m up here you morons
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That’s 4
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They deserved it
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Sombra: “Chrysalis?”  
Chrysalis: “ Sombra?”  
Sombra: “Why the hell you take your crown off?”  
Chrysalis: “Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”
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Surprise I didn’t see this one ed here.
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@Kerion  
Three was good, too. Not sure about five.
@Vree  
Don’t you mean – gorging herself on muffins?
PL

King Sombra: Suck Brick, Derpy!
Sombra: Is that perfume you’re wearing?
 
Chrysalis: That’s not perfume, it’s kerosene, the rope is soaked in it!
 
Sombra: Now why would someone soak a rope in kerosene?
PL

Chrysalis: What’s that sound?  
King Sombra: That was the sound of a toolchest. Falling down the stairs.
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Sombra: I’m gonna kill that kid!
@race’emhard  
Oh god yes. I fucking love that scene. XD
PL

Derpy: Do you guys give up? Have you had enough pain?  
Sombra: Does a ‘heroic’ pose NEVAH!
Can I please try that on Google+? I really want to.
I could imagine this as a full comic.  
Celestia & Luna and the whole Ponyville goes off to some dumb celebration. Derpy is forgotten.  
Thinking she made the town disappear she starts enjoying life, with noone to boss her around, but soon starts missing them.  
But when the vilains start to seize the opportunity to take control of the town it’s up to Derpy to stop them.
 
The scenes are just begging for it.
 
“Derpy, why don’t you just sit this out while the rest of the town does Winter Wrap Up.”  
“You never trust me with anything! I wish you’d just disappear!”
 
“Oh-my-gosh! I made my family disappear!”  
(cue fun times)  
  • jumping into piles of books  
  • gorging herself on apples  
  • borrowing Dash’s prozed training equipment without her permission  
    etc.
     
    “Derpyyy! What have you done in my library!”  
    “Oops.”
@PL  
Actually, that’s four.
@Ferrotter  
>>450227
 
What’d I say? There’s not an image on this board that can’t be made into an exploitable meme.
PL

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@Baron_Noir  
I’m sure you will. This has exploitable meme written all over it.
Now make one with the spider.
XD Home Alone, never gets old, unless it’s 3 & 4.
Beautiful simply beautiful.