Jeremy Whitley (w), Tony Fleecs (a), Amy Mebberson (c), Lea Hernandez
 
The Cutie Mark Crusaders have done everything they can think of to get their cutie marks. But there’s one creature of chaos who might have some ideas they would never think of… Discord! When our pint-sized heroines start working with the unpredictable trickster, the results are bound to get unusual! Will Ponyville be able to survive their friendship?

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I don’t trust him. He has a chainsaw.
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Discordant is now canon.
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@SRD639  
Earth ponies have their :earth pony magic:, the grass they step on probably never grows wild. Unicorns would either magic it or ask one that could, probably a few specialists. Same for the few pegasus that’d live on the ground.
 
The main this is it’s reduced from a difficult task you can’t really do without specialized tools to a mere inconvenience. Most people don’t spend a decade or invest in R&D over inconveniences.
@The Smiling Pony  
Look.. At least earth ponies (and lyra) would need something like that for yard/farm work. They do everything by hoof. And yes, magic may be cheating when it comes to that, but useful mechanical devices may be helpful in certain situations as long as they know what they’re doing.
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@SRD639  
Because magic.
 
No, seriously. Most inventions are born from a need; if you can just ask your neighbour to cast some spell to trim down your lawn in just a few seconds, why invent a lawnmower?
@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
So the chainsaw was invented around the 1800’s…
 
And MLP more or so only has 1980-1990’s technology in Manehatten and very little in Ponyville. Why haven’t phones or televisions been invented yet?!
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#ChanYe2028
@zabchan Aaaaactually it’s older than all those!  
Well, maybe not the helicopter, damb you davinci!  
In 1806, Jeffray published Cases of the Excision of Carious ts by H. Park and P. F. Moreau with Observations by James Jeffray M.D.. In this communication he translated Moreau’s paper of 1803. Park and Moreau described successful excision of diseased ts, particularly the knee and elbow. Jeffray explained that the chain saw would allow a smaller wound and protect the adjacent neurovascular bundle. While a heroic concept, symphysiotomy had too many complications for most obstetricians but Jeffray’s ideas became accepted, especially after the development of anaesthetics. Mechanised versions of the chain saw were developed but in the later 19th Century, it was superseded in surgery by the Gigli twisted wire saw. For much of the 19th Century, however, the chain saw was a useful surgical instrument.
@SRD639  
they have video game arcades and helicopters and steam engines and party-tank-cannons. but hey, no one said discord had to follow the rules of ‘does this culture have this tech yet’ aka the prime directive.
 
tl;dr : it’s discord, i aint gotta explain shit
@zabchan  
But how do they exist in Equestria?! Ponies can’t use or understand deadly mechanical devices like that! They barely use technology!
@SRD639  
the way he gets everything else? with a snap of his fingers?
Where in the 7 depths of hell did Discord get a god damn chainsaw?!
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You know, I get the unfortunate implications behind the other two, but what’s with the pencil sharpener?
requiem-dirge
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…is that a chainsaw?
Niggoslav_Krawczyk
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Sweetie Belle is a murderer! “This kills the crab? I don’t understand how you can get a cutie mark from this…”  
also I thought that balloon animal had teats at first.
Discord aiding the CMC in their quest for cutie marks? And that’s how Equestria was destroyed!
@HJSDGCE  
It looks like a q-tip to me.
Discord with a chainsaw. That’s probably the worst thing in all this image. We’re screwed, I say, SCREWED.
@Background Pony #0B4B  
Oops, yeah, I get hers and Fleecs signatures confused :(
Background Pony #7DD6
This cover was done by Amy Mebberson.
This is probably an issue where art will be important, but I’m at least comforted that Fleecs’ cover version of Discord looks great, so his interior art should be just fine.
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[screams in German]
@zabchan  
Maybe he made it retract?  
It’s hard to use a whistle with a snaggletooth.
i just noticed that they forgot discord’s snaggletooth
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Oh, this will totally end well.
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Found the exit
@HJSDGCE  
Ah, I know what you mean.
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Their alliance will DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!