@Fire_Bolt
You’re assuming he’ll actually do anything you want/need him do to, and even then he’ll probably do it in a twisted way that is detrimental to your progress. Although he might be willing to do something to chrysalis that renders her incapable of holding you any longer, as long as it causes some chaos. But since it’s discord he’ll probably just swap you and chrysalis’s bodies or something
I got 2 days to get fluttershy and sombra together, and discord definitely isn’t going to be of any help…I’m screwed, but if I kill her I might be able to escape
Lily Valley and I have 25 days to get Rainbow Dash and Snowflake/Bulk Biceps together.
Fuck that, I’ll be content being Queen Bugbutt’s love slave for the rest of my life.
I’ve got to pair up Fancy Pants and Carrot Cake with help from granny Smith. it’s all a matter of making Mr.Cake become desperate for money by burning down the bakery, getting him hooked on drugs, getting him to make out with a dude while on said drugs, and then he just might be willing to make out with fancy pants for money, problem solved.
25 days to get Rainbow Dash and BABS SEED together?!
Buggy, I’m a matchmaker but even I can’t make miracles happen when it’s a filly! In fact… AIR HORN
CELESTIA! CHRYSSY HATH BROKEN THE VOWS OF FOALCON! FOALS WILL ONLY SHIP WITH FOALS! THIS IS MY SHIPPING LAW AND I STAND BY SUCH!
LUNA! Death glare Fire the Harmony Barrage.
Chrysalis: You FOAL! You’ll die too!
Do I look like I give an atom’s fuck? Harmony Lasers Fire Chrysalis leaps in rage as we’re anihilated Smile And good…night….
And before you ask no Granny failed to help too.
Edited
“HANDS!!”
Good luck. Lyra would probably rather date you.
Granny Smith. 28 days.
So, the polar opposite of the episode “Griffon the Brush Off?”
You’re assuming he’ll actually do anything you want/need him do to, and even then he’ll probably do it in a twisted way that is detrimental to your progress. Although he might be willing to do something to chrysalis that renders her incapable of holding you any longer, as long as it causes some chaos. But since it’s discord he’ll probably just swap you and chrysalis’s bodies or something
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Chrysalis, duh
“Her” who, Chrysalis or Fluttershy?
Fuck that, I’ll be content being Queen Bugbutt’s love slave for the rest of my life.
Nope, not gonna hook up my waifu with a married stallion. Especially if Spike is involved, being a family member.
Looks like I’m stuck with Chrysalis. Maybe I can woo her? Make my imprisonment a little more tolerable.
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Maybe the Princess of Shipping herself will help me with this and just kinda fib me out of this.
27 days
with the help of granny smi…
Screw it, just kill me now
And Trixie
25 days, huh?
Shit
Spike (reluctantly) helps me
3 days to hook them up
Wat?
Buggy, I’m a matchmaker but even I can’t make miracles happen when it’s a filly! In fact…
AIR HORN
CELESTIA! CHRYSSY HATH BROKEN THE VOWS OF FOALCON! FOALS WILL ONLY SHIP WITH FOALS! THIS IS MY SHIPPING LAW AND I STAND BY SUCH!
LUNA! Death glare Fire the Harmony Barrage.
Chrysalis: You FOAL! You’ll die too!
Do I look like I give an atom’s fuck? Harmony Lasers Fire
Chrysalis leaps in rage as we’re anihilated
Smile And good…night….
And she still wouldn’t know who he is.
Not that a little thing like that would stop her.