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@Background Pony Number 17
Except that, by most s, the Reaper doesn’t decide who dies, it just takes care of them after they die.
 
Tell that to the Final Destination writers :P
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And then Fluttershy need to be careful the next time she meets Gilda, her real natural predator. Not to mention one of her student Gallus, another predator. (Griffons eat horses)
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Gotta follow the laws of the wild.
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@MTDragonslayer7  
What an embarrassing typo.
I believe you mean >>557509 (merged)
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AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP  
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
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@Shepherd  
I’m pretty sure that the punchline’s ruined if the bird gets killed.
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Using Angel would have been better.
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@Randomosaur  
I know it was for lulz, but I was was hoping for some variety of ridiculous, poorly-shooped picture, possibly one that used a boat sail instead of a dinosaur sail.
@Scrounge  
No, but they could just as easily lost that. Keep in mind that it was a troll thread, I was trying to be as blatant in my bad science as possible.
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@Randomosaur  
Did you have a picture of a sail/fin-backed horse at some point?
@Millennial Dan  
I’ve even heard that some Icelandic or somewhereish ponies eat fish.
 
I used this in a 4chan troll thread that I made, using that and the fact that horses have a notch in their upper jaw to make the case that horses were descendants of spinosaurid dinosaurs.
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@Millennial Dan
 
Fair enough, especially the second point. Also, I’ve heard that real horses can’t throw up, which lends further credence to the “different digestive system from real horses” theory.
@Scrounge  
As a matter of fact, horses can digest meat in small amounts, or so I’m told.
 
Besides, these ponies eat all kinds of stuff horses normally shouldn’t, so what the hay.
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@requiem-dirge  
I’d have to know if a horse could safely digest a steak before I bought into that.
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…personally, I wouldn’t be surprised if Fluttershy herself was an omnivore.
I’ve always wondered how she fed the carnivores XDDDDDD
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@Background Pony Number 17  
Except that, by most s, the Reaper doesn’t decide who dies, it just takes care of them after they die.
Headcanon: Fluttershy’s ability to communicate with animals has an unfortunate side-effect. It makes her the local Grim Reaper–it’s her job to decide which critters end up on the business end of the food chain.
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@sargesprinkles  
Yeah, but you can’t really let the bunny population get too out of control either.