Seeing a princess massacring a large hayburger combo is shattering his fragile reality, so he copes the only way he knows how; chewing on some fries and retreating into his imagination.
How long until someone gives him a name and writes a long(ish) fanfic detailing his life and what happened to him before the events of the episode, explaining why he is so depressed?
He already has a name
Well, he’s already got a name, which means it’ll happen even quicker.
3 days, tops.
This. Don’t tell me none of you have done this in the past.
@Grieffon
…A WEEK?
I’m part of the fanfic community, let me assure you… someone is writing a story RIGHT NOW. It will probably hit Fimfic by this evening.
Can’t Colten Vines enjoy his oddly shaped fries in peace?
I give it a week.
He’ll be fine.