How would it look if the world powers were ponies? (I know that Israel is not a world power but it’s funny that it looks like Twilight) …

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Background Pony #BDEC
There is no way twilight sparkle would resemble Israel in any way. Also no way would she be in an Israeli prison.
Same with the other characters.
Let’s analyze this.
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Background Pony #DFF1
Twilight wouldn’t be Israel, shed be, like, Sweden or Finland.
Twilight definitely Israel.
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Background Pony #4D12
The brazilians are also like Rainbow Dash because of football mastery
Background Pony #4D12
Actually Sunset is Japan Fluttershy îs Canada
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Background Pony #5879
The first Queen of Celestiael is Skylaiman daughter of Nebat  
The first Queen of Twi-Judah is Heartoboam
Background Pony #5879
Ponified Israel name is Celestiael that means is Celestia is God  
The history of celestiael is similar to the biblical history in 1-2 Kings the one kingdom of Celestiael split into kingdom of Twi-Judah and kingdom of north Celestiael
@Ridley Wolf  
Hawaii is a part of the US whether they like it or not.
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@CHEEKIBREEKISTASICEKA  
Not if you ask the Hawaiians.
@AlaynaStrawberry  
But Hawaii is a part of the US.
What if Rarity was the Hawaii Flag?
@MorphinBrony  
“JIDF reporting in comrades!”  
Do you not see the picture?
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What’s with these comments about Israel?
@Unraveler  
>this projecting/straw-manning  
I never said they were sub-humans. But damn son, looks like I touched a nerve.  
Here’s a quote from Mein Kampf:  
“Should they fail, in spite of their tricks of logic, they acted as if they  
could not understand the counter-arguments and feeling themselves cornered,  
hastily transferred the discussion to another field. They uttered truisms and  
platitudes; and, if you accepted these, took this acceptance as applying to other  
problems and matters differing essentially from the original theme.”  
It’s fine that you’re a Zionist. I’m not. I don’t have the moral obligation to care. I don’t care about the poor wittle bloated Syrian boy (speaking of which, Assad isn’t the bad guy here) washing up on shore. Millions of people die in horrific ways. I don’t care about “who did it first”. Crusading for others sounds like a noble thing fam, which it is.  
“This Land is Mine”  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY  
“Haavara Agreement”  
https://archive.org/details/1933-ZionistsSignADealWithHitlerToCreateIsrael-TheTransfer  
“Zionist Course on Wikipedia”  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr5RXMs45Wg  
“Israeli Soldier Deserts”  
https://i.imgur.com/WlVFtjY.jpg  
“Only Time FOX News Didn’t Shill For Israel”  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWpWc_suPWo  
>Lavon Affair  
>Israel steals American Uranium  
>Oil Guarantee  
>US pays Egypt to keep good relations with Israel  
>Israel steals US tech  
>Jonathon Pollard Incident  
>Israel receives three BILLION a year from the US  
>Most desert wars we’ve had in the last fifty years  
>ADL spying scandal  
>AIPAC pres bragging about his organization’s influence  
>Israel caught selling US military secrets to China  
>GAO spy report  
>9/11 and the “Five Dancing Israelis”  
>Israel is caught stealing US nuclear triggers  
>Israel bribes US News Outlets for biased stories  
>CIA reports Israel is largest spy threat in the Middle East  
The list goes on.  
My last words: I think all Semites are shit; Arabs, Jews, whatever, because all humans are shit. America has its own problems and needs to stop giving money to those who would spit in Her face for being a bunch of “filthy goyim”.  
G’night m8.
@CHEEKIBREEKISTASICEKA  
I don’t give a shit about Catholics, Protestants and etc - are considered true Christians or not. all of them celebrate Christmas, that’s enough.  
Also, about the so called 1967 - yes, this time the Jews decided to strike first, unlike all the other times were the Arab armies started the fight.  
But as you already said: The Jews are only sub-humans, so even owning one small land is too much!
@Unraveler  
Don’t care. Vatican is not Christian, even Catholics are pissed off (some, at least; most “Christians” are pro-Zionist and/or ignore their Book and are fairly liberal, which makes no fucking sense when you think about it).  
Bruv, you completely ignored the USS Liberty incident that I had on top. America should not be allies with those who would trick us into doing things for them, to the detriment of the one they’re using. It’s fucking sick and fits the Jews’ stereotype perfectly. It’s because of stuff like that that makes it obvious to me (because 1967 wasn’t the only case, just the most famous) that Jews have been kicked out of nearly every nation they’ve ever inhabited not because of scapegoating, but because they’re just fucked up. Humans are animals too, and thus certain sub-species are going to have certain behavior patterns that evolve over time. We are not “all equal”, that’s fucking retarded.  
But whatever. I only care because LARPing is fun and it’s a noble cause to fight for, though we’ll probably only ever see that if the “right” (i.e. third-position) rise up, which they are.  
G’day.
@CHEEKIBREEKISTASICEKA  
Belongs to? So now it’s the Vatican property?  
How many countries are officially celebrating Christian holidays? And how many are celebrating Muslim holidays? Now tell me, how many are celebrating Jewish holidays?
@Unraveler  
>USS Liberty, 1967  
I don’t give the slightest of fucks about Israel, except that Jerusalem and the Holy Land belongs to Christ.  
And this is coming from an agnostic who made an just so he could look at horse asses, mind.
@CHEEKIBREEKISTASICEKA  
“Yes, self defence is actually legal. now please stop bitching!”
That makes no sense, but the mean-looking Twiggles fits the representation of the country well.
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@Dreth  
Pinkie whole be fucking L.A. if we’re talking USA.