@Background Pony #4E78
TRIXIE: A true Alicorn Princess always sprinkles when she tinkles!
TWILIGHT: She’s right you know.
SPIKE: Mommy!
TWILIGHT: Ew, faggot.
@zealiad Twilight: Discord, NO! Apple Bloom: Discord, NO! Spike: Don’t worry, Little White will- Sweetie Belle still lies dead on the ground
…oh. Discord, NO! Applejack: …Meh.
Discord: Wait am I immortal? Tirek: Don’t know let’s see. Spike: Ha ho he pissed. Discord: Ha I’m not afraid of you. Tirek: grows more burly How about now. Spike: Ha horny. Tirek: mutilates Spike on his horn, then throws him away. Alright who next. G4 Applejack: knocks out Tirek by surprise I am two mares now G1 Applejack: sup
@zealiad Twilight: Hey! Let that Discord alone! Tirek: And what the hell is she. Discord:She an ali- Tirek: fires a beam at Discord. Twilight: Oh no you- Discord coughs up blood you killed Discord! You are so decked!
Tirek:And apparently this is now happening. DISCORD EXPLAIN! (Discord laughs) What are you–
Discord: You see Tirek? You aren’t dealing with the average pony anymore.
Tirek: (Angrily) Oh my God!
Discord: She has risen above, and become a legend, the legend that you fear. She’s become a-(Tirek fires a beam at Discord) YAN! (Gets hit and falls down)
Twilight: (Gasps) Discord!
Tirek: No, seriously you have no idea how old that got.
@Dirty Bit G4: Ah just thought Ah can connect to the Internet with my mind. G1: I didn’t even know we can do that! G4: Well, you learn something new every day, now will you please- G1: Hey, wanna play me on Minesweeper? G4: You CAN’T play someone in Minesweeper, that’s a single-player game! G1: No, you see, I go first, and then you try to- hey, is he getting bigger? G4: Huh? DARN IT!
still talking i could of sworn I hit lung. Discord:Ruar-harhg Tirek: Oh,there it is.
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TRIXIE: A true Alicorn Princess always sprinkles when she tinkles!
TWILIGHT: She’s right you know.
SPIKE: Mommy!
TWILIGHT: Ew, faggot.
Twilight: Are you okay Discord?
Discord: I have…a fucking hole in my chest! WHY DIDN’T YOU BLOCK THAT ONE?
Twilight: I thought you had it.
Discord: Noooo!
Twilight: Discord, NO!
Apple Bloom: Discord, NO!
Spike: Don’t worry, Little White will-
Sweetie Belle still lies dead on the ground
…oh. Discord, NO!
Applejack: …Meh.
Broken link.
Tirek: Don’t know let’s see.
Spike: Ha ho he pissed.
Discord: Ha I’m not afraid of you.
Tirek: grows more burly How about now.
Spike: Ha horny.
Tirek: mutilates Spike on his horn, then throws him away. Alright who next.
G4 Applejack: knocks out Tirek by surprise I am two mares now
G1 Applejack: sup
DOMINATED!
Applejack suddenly appears
Tirek: Stop it.
Twilight: No.
Tirek: Stop it!
Twilight: No!
Tirek: Stop! It!
Twilight: blows raspberry
Tirek: That’s it. Stopping it myself.
Twilight: Hey! Let that Discord alone!
Tirek: And what the hell is she.
Discord:She an ali-
Tirek: fires a beam at Discord.
Twilight: Oh no you- Discord coughs up blood you killed Discord! You are so decked!
Discord: You see Tirek? You aren’t dealing with the average pony anymore.
Tirek: (Angrily) Oh my God!
Discord: She has risen above, and become a legend, the legend that you fear. She’s become a-(Tirek fires a beam at Discord) YAN! (Gets hit and falls down)
Twilight: (Gasps) Discord!
Tirek: No, seriously you have no idea how old that got.
Hehehehe XD
Twilight: Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
Tirek: grrr! puts Twilight in a hold, squeezing the life out of her
Twilight: No Tirek dono yamate!
Well, you’re no fun.
Well, it’s good to me.
If a dumb comment section ‘completely destroys’ it, it’s probably not that good.
Lol
Comedy is a dying art form.
-Lumino
Tirek: More burly and threatening Well, hick? What do you think of my new form?
Applejack: I think Broly’s gonna sue somepony…
Tirek: raises eyebrow What are you talking about? notices Twilight in the distance and glares daggers PRINCESS TWILIGHT~!!
Applejack: stares blankly
G4: Ah just thought Ah can connect to the Internet with my mind.
G1: I didn’t even know we can do that!
G4: Well, you learn something new every day, now will you please-
G1: Hey, wanna play me on Minesweeper?
G4: You CAN’T play someone in Minesweeper, that’s a single-player game!
G1: No, you see, I go first, and then you try to- hey, is he getting bigger?
G4: Huh? DARN IT!
We need G1 Applejack inside of G4 Applejack’s head now…
“Ah have apps? Ah have Minesweeper!?”