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Background Pony #BC80
I love it.
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Background Pony #BC5E
@Eric Michael Kline Tirek: It‘s funny how he’s still  
still talking i could of sworn I hit lung. Discord:Ruar-harhg Tirek: Oh,there it is.
SorryNeverSorry

Offensive. Please ban.
@Background Pony #4E78  
TRIXIE: A true Alicorn Princess always sprinkles when she tinkles!  
TWILIGHT: She’s right you know.  
SPIKE: Mommy!  
TWILIGHT: Ew, faggot.
Background Pony #637C
Tw-Twinkie Sparkler show him what for and means to be allosaur corn legend. Auurgh! I’m dead.
@nicktoonhero  
Twilight: Are you okay Discord?
 
Discord: I have…a fucking hole in my chest! WHY DIDN’T YOU BLOCK THAT ONE?
 
Twilight: I thought you had it.
 
Discord: Noooo!
@zealiad  
Twilight: Discord, NO!  
Apple Bloom: Discord, NO!  
Spike: Don’t worry, Little White will-  
Sweetie Belle still lies dead on the ground  
…oh. Discord, NO!  
Applejack: …Meh.
One if my funnyest parts of that show tured into ponies. Love it.
Discord: Wait am I immortal?  
Tirek: Don’t know let’s see.  
Spike: Ha ho he pissed.  
Discord: Ha I’m not afraid of you.  
Tirek: grows more burly How about now.  
Spike: Ha horny.  
Tirek: mutilates Spike on his horn, then throws him away. Alright who next.  
G4 Applejack: knocks out Tirek by surprise I am two mares now  
G1 Applejack: sup
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@nicktoonhero
 
DOMINATED!
@nicktoonhero  
Applejack suddenly appears
@Gol D Colt  
Tirek: Stop it.  
Twilight: No.  
Tirek: Stop it!  
Twilight: No!  
Tirek: Stop! It!  
Twilight: blows raspberry  
Tirek: That’s it. Stopping it myself.
@zealiad  
Twilight: Hey! Let that Discord alone!  
Tirek: And what the hell is she.  
Discord:She an ali-  
Tirek: fires a beam at Discord.  
Twilight: Oh no you- Discord coughs up blood you killed Discord! You are so decked!
Tirek:And apparently this is now happening. DISCORD EXPLAIN! (Discord laughs) What are you–  
Discord: You see Tirek? You aren’t dealing with the average pony anymore.  
Tirek: (Angrily) Oh my God!  
Discord: She has risen above, and become a legend, the legend that you fear. She’s become a-(Tirek fires a beam at Discord) YAN! (Gets hit and falls down)  
Twilight: (Gasps) Discord!  
Tirek: No, seriously you have no idea how old that got.
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Gol D Colt
 
Hehehehe XD
Tirek: You fked me! You fked me, you monkey f**k!
 
Twilight: Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
 
Tirek: grrr! puts Twilight in a hold, squeezing the life out of her
 
Twilight: No Tirek dono yamate!
@LuminoZero  
Well, you’re no fun.
Background Pony #8CA2
@PonyPon  
Well, it’s good to me.
Lord WyrmSpawN
Solar er - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Thread Starter - MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Put Out to Pasture
@LuminoZero  
If a dumb comment section ‘completely destroys’ it, it’s probably not that good.
Background Pony #8CA2
An amazing picture absolutely destroyed by people insisting on rehashing the entire script of the Frieza fight in the comments.
 
Comedy is a dying art form.
 
-Lumino
“Good lord, I traded Celestia, Luna, and Cadance for this…”
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@nicktoonhero
 
Tirek: More burly and threatening Well, hick? What do you think of my new form?
 
Applejack: I think Broly’s gonna sue somepony…
 
Tirek: raises eyebrow What are you talking about? notices Twilight in the distance and glares daggers PRINCESS TWILIGHT~!!
 
Applejack: stares blankly
@Dirty Bit  
G4: Ah just thought Ah can connect to the Internet with my mind.  
G1: I didn’t even know we can do that!  
G4: Well, you learn something new every day, now will you please-  
G1: Hey, wanna play me on Minesweeper?  
G4: You CAN’T play someone in Minesweeper, that’s a single-player game!  
G1: No, you see, I go first, and then you try to- hey, is he getting bigger?  
G4: Huh? DARN IT!
Dirty Bit
Office Culture - These water cooler conversations sure get heated around here.
Fifth Yacht -
PRO GAMER - I am so lonely. All the other gamers are scared of me. No one DMs me. No one friends me. They think I am unstable. They send me from match to match, wiping lobbies in their name. And as I rank up they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own ELO. "Pro Gamer". I don't even get a real nick. Only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some sessions I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point. Not a single person in the entire ladder would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond Trophy - Are you a TAS by any chance?
Thread Starter - Hazbin Hotel Thread [Possible NSFW/Dark]
Lunar er - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice

That's him, officer
@Background Pony #CAD8
 
We need G1 Applejack inside of G4 Applejack’s head now…
 
“Ah have apps? Ah have Minesweeper!?”
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