KRYTEN: Back? Become one of those poor sappy sad-act mechanoids again?
This is my dream. Hey listen, listen, I’ve got a joke for you. Now,
how many mechanoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
LISTER: (Sadly) I don’t know.
KRYTEN: Twelve. And you know why?
LISTER: (Even sadder) Why?
KRYTEN: Because they’re so stupid! Uhuhuhuhuh. Isn’t that just the
greatest joke? Huhuh.
I thought most creatures needed more than one of them to… You know. You would need a pretty big lightbulb to fit them in, though, unless they were very small unicorns.
Plebs need to learn them some classic Spongebob.
Because they’re so darn stupid!
KRYTEN: Back? Become one of those poor sappy sad-act mechanoids again?
This is my dream. Hey listen, listen, I’ve got a joke for you. Now,
how many mechanoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
LISTER: (Sadly) I don’t know.
KRYTEN: Twelve. And you know why?
LISTER: (Even sadder) Why?
KRYTEN: Because they’re so stupid! Uhuhuhuhuh. Isn’t that just the
greatest joke? Huhuh.
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