I can go surprisingly long time without internet. It doesn’t take that long to stop craving for it.
But I don’t survive long without regular doses of pony anymore, so it’s kinda moot point. The large pony image archive I’ve collected over the years isn’t enough.
Been there, done this, made pacts with abominations that don’t exist, promised the souls of close friends and immediate family… just to get an hour’s worth of connection through a rainstorm.
At least invest in some agricultural stocks or SOMETHING!
But I don’t survive long without regular doses of pony anymore, so it’s kinda moot point. The large pony image archive I’ve collected over the years isn’t enough.
Why have pictures of them when you can have three of them fighting for your lap as you sleep?
And you all know you’ve done the same before too.